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	<title>Comments on: I Think Britney and Kirsten Already Beat Them to It</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
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		<title>By: Jo Jo</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/01/i-think-britney-and-kirsten-already-beat-them-to-it/comment-page-1/#comment-7681</link>
		<dc:creator>Jo Jo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:18:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe they're burning their cheap bras, because a good one is sure pricey these days.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe they&#8217;re burning their cheap bras, because a good one is sure pricey these days.</p>
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		<title>By: 'a;sldkfjgh</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/01/i-think-britney-and-kirsten-already-beat-them-to-it/comment-page-1/#comment-7683</link>
		<dc:creator>'a;sldkfjgh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>VERN!!!! Too good, too good. Batshit and Crazy- couldn't think of two more fitting names for Britney's "bits". Batshit- is just too irrational to be dealt with sanely, and crazy is just in a state of mental disorder!!!!- Poor Britney, no wonder they both refuse the comfort, support, and coverage that  wearing a bra can provide. And with all of Brit's problems- the last thing she should have to worry about is trying to strap those girls in first thing every day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>VERN!!!! Too good, too good. Batshit and Crazy- couldn&#8217;t think of two more fitting names for Britney&#8217;s &#8220;bits&#8221;. Batshit- is just too irrational to be dealt with sanely, and crazy is just in a state of mental disorder!!!!- Poor Britney, no wonder they both refuse the comfort, support, and coverage that  wearing a bra can provide. And with all of Brit&#8217;s problems- the last thing she should have to worry about is trying to strap those girls in first thing every day.</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 21:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMJ- you are such a badass!  But great idea!
Let's name celebrity "bits"!
Brit Brit's tits-
Batshit and Crazy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMJ- you are such a badass!  But great idea!<br />
Let&#8217;s name celebrity &#8220;bits&#8221;!<br />
Brit Brit&#8217;s tits-<br />
Batshit and Crazy!</p>
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		<title>By: omj</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/01/i-think-britney-and-kirsten-already-beat-them-to-it/comment-page-1/#comment-7680</link>
		<dc:creator>omj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Am I the only one who's named my breasts?
Selma and Louise love it when I get all effed up on the vino.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am I the only one who&#8217;s named my breasts?<br />
Selma and Louise love it when I get all effed up on the vino.</p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/01/i-think-britney-and-kirsten-already-beat-them-to-it/comment-page-1/#comment-7679</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Proof that truth is stranger than
fiction. You couldn't make up this
story! (Who would want to?)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Proof that truth is stranger than<br />
fiction. You couldn&#8217;t make up this<br />
story! (Who would want to?)</p>
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		<title>By: scott</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/01/i-think-britney-and-kirsten-already-beat-them-to-it/comment-page-1/#comment-7678</link>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>here's hoping that becomes a mass movement.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>here&#8217;s hoping that becomes a mass movement.</p>
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		<title>By: Bee Hind</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/01/i-think-britney-and-kirsten-already-beat-them-to-it/comment-page-1/#comment-7677</link>
		<dc:creator>Bee Hind</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yep, my bras cost too much to throw into a flaming barrel.
Sorry Tyra.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep, my bras cost too much to throw into a flaming barrel.<br />
Sorry Tyra.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/01/i-think-britney-and-kirsten-already-beat-them-to-it/comment-page-1/#comment-7672</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What the hell is Tyra wearing under her multitude of layers? A sport bra?

Oh and I'll take a glass of that too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the hell is Tyra wearing under her multitude of layers? A sport bra?</p>
<p>Oh and I&#8217;ll take a glass of that too.</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yay Mid!</description>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
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		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*ponies up to the wine barrel lineup*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*ponies up to the wine barrel lineup*</p>
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