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Yet another former child star is making news with her “strange behavior”…
Sources tell Page Six that Kirsten Dunst is “on the verge of a breakdown.” Apparently, Kiki — who recently broke up with Razorlight rocker boyfriend Johnny Borell – came late, left early, and “acted erratic” during a recent event at Sundance. Her friends even made apologies on her behalf, saying, “Kirsten is not in a good place right now.”
Hmmmm. *DR. CANDY NODS SLOWLY, BREAKS OUT NOTEPAD* I recommend taking two showers, applying one supportive bra for your distressed breasts — but don’t call me in the morning. Dr. Candy plans on going out tonight, and does not appreciate wake-up calls!
Some doctor you are, Candy! I’d put a bra in the mail for her, if you really cared (so that we, the poor saps stuck viewing those pathetic sagging beasts don’t have to painfully go through the visual side effects of these starlet breakdowns).
February 1st, 2008 at 11:27 amnot the cheerleading outfit, i take it.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:07 pmYoy. Kirsten was obviously a
February 1st, 2008 at 9:41 pmcelebrant at the Tyra bra-
destroying extravaganza.
Ok, now I get it!
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:31 amShe’s really hangin low. AND it looks like her shirt’s on backwards. That’s a desperate situation.
(…please don’t tell me that idiot Johnny Borell DID THIS to her.)
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:35 pmOh well, all the cool kids are doing it….
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:21 pmhaving a breakdown/going to rehab/getting knocked up that is.
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:22 pm