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Defamer managed to snag a copy of a threatening letter that Kirstie Alley’s legal team recently sent to US Weekly, asking them to fire a “Fashion Police” columnist over a stupid Scientology joke.
In the column, fashionista/comedienne Danica Lo said that Nicole Kidman’s silver suit was “specially designed [to repel] Scientologists.” Ha. Ha. Ha.
The letter, which you can read in full on Defamer, says:
Gentlemen: [Ed. Note: Her legal team should be fired for being sexist]
. . . Would you have published this comment if it were Jews, Muslims or Christians who were singled out for ridicule by Ms. Lo? Scientology’s principal difference from these other religions is its age, which apparently you feel gives you license to publish unfair and bigoted statements about its followers. Hostility against people of faith based solely on their religious beliefs is a poison you are help spreading.
Ms. Lo should be discharged for her narrow-minded comment. You should apologize and commit to a thorough examination of why you have chosen to foster animosity and bias against Scientologists.”
True — no one EVER makes fun of Jehovah’s Witnesses, Jews, Mormons or Catholic priests! Puh-lease, woman. That “joke” isn’t offensive to Scientologists. To comedians, maybe. But otherwise…? Time for Kirstie to pull out that Jenny Craig Beef Sirloin Bowl stuck up her ass.
Um, Candy, I hate to correct you, but from the looks of that picture, I believe it’s actually Jenny Craig that is stuffed up Kirstie’s devout ass.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:59 pmYou’re absolutely right, Vern. I was just trying to be sensitive. Because that’s the kind of sweet gal I am.
February 1st, 2008 at 2:07 pmCandy-
February 1st, 2008 at 3:00 pmYou’re sweet like sugar!
Hence the name!
February 1st, 2008 at 3:01 pmIs it a coincidence that her bag looks like ET?
February 1st, 2008 at 3:23 pmHoly shit. It does look like ET.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:09 pmthe first thing i noticed was in the photo, kirstie’s purse has the same smile as a dental receptionist.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:44 pmLOL @ Vern #1!!
She’s a Class Act, man. (Not!)
February 1st, 2008 at 4:58 pmif somebody’s gonna give me the bird, they ought to wear a rather understated nail polish. but that color, while a bit flashy, turns me on.
February 1st, 2008 at 5:14 pmshe really is a beautiful woman. i’m honest about beauty, as well as the fact that it’s friday night and i’m guy with no dates. lol
February 1st, 2008 at 5:20 pmWow you people are observant! Who would have
February 1st, 2008 at 8:38 pmknown Scientologists wear ET purses like Christians wear crosses…
I wonder if she has a comb in that ET purse.
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:19 am[..] alley flips paps - weekend hot kinks [..]
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:35 ammaybe the church of scientology could use that picture of Kirstie for promotional purposes.
cause we all wanna be…just. like. her.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:48 pmWell, not only does Scientology hekp Kristie with her sense of humour, weight and good looks (alongside Cruise and Travolta) but it also helps her with her incredible career. I mean like she’s all over the place, right? Literally…
February 3rd, 2008 at 2:01 amRebeca,
Ah ha! You just stumbled on the main element that draws $cientologists together! They must all be out of shape!
February 3rd, 2008 at 7:15 ammaybe, because $cientology is a cult, not a religion?
February 3rd, 2008 at 4:16 pmSHE IS SO FAT AND UGLY NOW,HER ARMS LOOK LIKE A 60 YR. OLD WOMAN,WELL GETTING OLD DOES THAT TO US ALL,TO BE 35 AGAIN,DOWNHILL FROM THERE!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 5:10 am