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50 Cent — or, as lame white folks such as myself call him, Fiddy Cent — made Paris Hilton cry last night, thereby establishing himself as my new hero.
While performing at a pre-Super Bowl party, which Paris was hosting, Fiddy gave a shout-out to Paris, who started singing in the front row (hope guests brought earplugs). That didn’t garner enough attention, so she then jumped on-stage and danced next to Mr. Cent. However, Fiddy quickly instructed her to “Get the fuck off the stage.”
Aw, Fiddy. You had me at “fuck.”
Paris did what any other mature individual would do, and started to cry and plead with the party’s production staff to let her dance, whining, “But it’s my party!”
Perhaps my favorite part of this story, as told by Page Six:
“Her entourage swarmed the fotogs so they couldn’t document the embarrassing belittlement but PageSix.com was there.”
Quite a scoop, indeed, PageSix.com! I need audio, though. What a fabulous new ringtone that will make. “Get the fuck off the stage… But it’s my party! Get the fuck off the stage… But it’s my party!” Grandma Kirby will be so jealous.
She is so useless.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:35 pmHi
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What a dumb-ass.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:43 pmAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She IS useless.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:17 pmThis is FANTASTIC news!!
I have just become a
February 1st, 2008 at 1:43 pmfan of 50 Cent.
I hope this story is true!
February 1st, 2008 at 1:48 pmi never liked 50 Cent…
until now.=)
February 1st, 2008 at 2:17 pmI think 50 Cent and Paris are in love. Those two have got to be dating since they are always together, all of the time. In fact, Paris has been spotted with 50 Cent over the last several months, more than with any other man.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:51 pmGood point, Zip. Perhaps they are secretly married–or at least, regular fuck buddies, if anything.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:52 pmMore like, who isn’t she fuck buddies with?
February 1st, 2008 at 9:15 pmIt’s my party and I’ll whine if I want to.
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:26 amThere are two words in Paris Hilton’s vocabulary that have gotten her to where she is with her career thus far. Those words- are both four letters, both end in uck, and fuck is one of them. Oh, and the other isn’t luck either.
February 2nd, 2008 at 4:02 pmThere is a god.
February 3rd, 2008 at 11:41 amIt’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to!
February 3rd, 2008 at 4:20 pm50 Cent is my new favourite person!
February 4th, 2008 at 1:59 am