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So the latest development in the nonstop soap opera that is Britney Spears‘ life…? Her parents found that someone’s stolen a number of “valuable possessions” from her home.
After Britney’s father Jamie won legal control over his daughter and a restraining order against Sam Lufti at an emergency hearing yesterday, he and ex-wife Lynne returned to the house,”shocked” to find valuable items of their daughter’s “had been stolen,” an Us Weekly source says.
Britney’s parents believe the items were taken after she was taken to the UCLA Medical Center early Thursday morning. The LAPD confirmed that they had responded to a call at Britney’s house, but wouldn’t reveal what had transpired.
Only Holy Candy has an exclusive look at the suspects thus far:
huh…my moneys on Mr. Burns.
February 2nd, 2008 at 4:13 pmor London!
sneaky little pup.
I think there is a photo missing. Ms. Kirby? Your alibi, please?
February 2nd, 2008 at 4:47 pmThat miserable dog, I knew it! I tried to get people to listen to me, But Nooooooooooo! -
Jane Curtin: John, John–
John Belushi: But Nooooooooooooooooooo–
…Man, I gotta stay off the wine.
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:40 pmIt wouldn’t be Mr. Burns. You KNOW it’d be that little bitch Maggie.
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:48 pmI don’t see MKaggie pictures anywhere in that lineup. Is Candy slipping?
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:52 pmIt was Adnan looking for his passport.
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:16 pmMy money is on Sam or Adnan. I like that you threw in Mr. Burns. He is quite sinister.
February 2nd, 2008 at 6:28 pmWhy all this fuss over a Costco-sized box of Cheetos? Oh well, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure!
P.S. MID!
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:04 pmLOVED the Belushi reference!!!
Vern,
As usual, spot on with the quick zingers.
Thanks for the props on the Belushi–honestly, he just crept into my buzzing mind and I went with it.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:48 pmI think it was Dr Phil, but he was there at the request of her family (even though their spokesperson denies it) and he’s going to do a special on what he found there and what’s wrong with Britney.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:53 pmthis woman has all the money in the world. I’m sure whatever it was that was stolen- she can just go out and replace. After all, she has got the $$$$
February 2nd, 2008 at 8:31 pmI haven’t the foggiest idea on this mystery.
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:59 amwell at least this solves the mystery of “what happens when you let the paparazzi eat leftovers out of your fridge.”
February 3rd, 2008 at 3:05 amOh please, the only valuable thing she has is her children and they’re safe at home with their dad.
February 3rd, 2008 at 5:20 amI do wonder what it would look like in her mansion. I’m very curious.
February 3rd, 2008 at 7:12 amA trail of orange footprints, cigarette butts, and a sticky stripper pole.
February 3rd, 2008 at 9:34 amOk, nevermind.
February 3rd, 2008 at 10:26 amHope they also stole those tan boots and ripped fishnet hose of hers.
February 3rd, 2008 at 11:00 amEwwww! Jenn F.!
February 3rd, 2008 at 11:40 amI’m giggling and hurling into mah pink wig!
It was an intervention theft!
February 3rd, 2008 at 11:47 amI heard the thieves made off with the Starbucks Barista Aroma Travel Tumbler, a box of morphine lollipops, a bad British accent, and her old hair extentions.
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 pmBut they couldn’t find any under-garments anywhere.
February 3rd, 2008 at 4:08 pmYou can hate me for this-in fact I hate myself, but…
February 3rd, 2008 at 4:58 pmJenn F.—No undies, THAT’S how they got the sticky stripper pole!
Good one Jenn F!
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:20 pmAll a blog needs is 3 people without lives and *BOOM* ya got 24+ comments! I love America and Candy!
“Wee’elll we’re movinnn’ on u’uu’p…”
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:27 pmI think you put one person twice. Technically, Dr.Phil and Mr. Burns are the same person.
February 4th, 2008 at 1:56 amI’m really a professional blogger, ‘Sup. I get paid to leave pointless comments in various threads of blogs across the cyber space. It’s not a bad job, really.
February 4th, 2008 at 5:42 amMid,
February 4th, 2008 at 6:48 amWho do you have to sleep with to get THAT job?
I’m cheap. I’m easy.
SWEET gig Mid! Vern and I want in. Now.
February 4th, 2008 at 7:08 amYou have to… uh… sleep with… –whooops, be right back, the kitchen is on fire!
February 4th, 2008 at 8:27 amDing-dang, her Hee-Haw commemorative plates are missing.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:19 amHMMMPH! Kitchen on fire indeed. We know the only thing you use in there is the ice maker on your fridge!
February 4th, 2008 at 11:38 am‘Sup and I are inquiring minds-we want to know!
Whew! I’m SO glad it was just a wee lil’ fire *holds up fingers to illustrate*!
Oh, the um, blog casting couch–I’ll give ya’ll a hint, it’s a he, but he pretends to be a “happy” guy rather than your heter-lovely guy. It was really the only way I could break into the paid posting gigs, honest.
p.s. Vern, I also use the wine and tumbler glasses! Sheeesh, give a girl some credit!
February 4th, 2008 at 11:50 am