Kathy Griffin is the Apple of Steve Wozniak’s Eye

Feb 3, 2008 | Tags:

Get it? Ha, haaaa! Yeah, I know — it’s a real knee-slapper.

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Screw Crème de la Mer — apparently, dating a billionaire is the solution for great skin because Kathy Griffin has never looked better. Wow! Wonder how I can hook up with an Apple co-founder and achieve that lovely glow…? Perhaps I should peruse the profiles on WealthyKiss.com, BillionaireMatch.com & SugarDaddiesSeekingHosNamedCandy.com that some of my “readers” have thoughtfully recommended. In fact, let me look at those comments once again…

Oh, wait! Check this out:

“Steve Jobs is a nice man,he is so skillful in act.someone saw his profile with hot photos on “WealthyKiss.com…”

Sweet! Looks like this is my lucky night. Don’t be jealous, guys — I’m sure David Hearst and Prince Alwaleed are on there, too. Plenty of billionaires to go around.

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    1. 'Sup says:

      I love me some Kathy. Beesh is hilarious!

    2. a's;dlfkgjh says:

      who put carrot top in a dress? she has such a bogus smile on her face. over- compensating much? it should be against the law to take pictures of such hideous people- and if it is absolutely necessary, than such pictures should be burned immediately after they are taken. there is no reason why anyone should be subjected to such ugliness- ever.
      on a lighter note, ali larter looks lovely.

    3. Beauty and the really big (and rich) beast. Kath’s an avowed chubby chaser (remember her hubby?) and I think she’s hit the mother lode in the Woz. Hell, I’d do him if he was interested as long as he could get me a discount on the new Macbook Air.

    4. Julie says:

      Yowza! Kathy looks like a tranny.

    5. martini lover says:

      i think kathy looks nice. all that plastic surgery she had has loosened up or something.

    6. Javelin says:

      kathy looks fabulous, I love her. Her billionaire boy looks very jolly. he always looks jolly. they are a perfect match.

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