Starring:
Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag’s Implants
Heidi Montag’s Signature “Epileptic Seizure” Dance Moves
Directed by:
Spencer Pratt (using his hand-held camcorder and the “David Silver of 90210 Technique”)
Cost:
3:29 of your time
Laughs provided:
Priceless
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Hilarious!! looks like this video should be a skit on SNL. loll what is she doing with her scary looking hands?
February 4th, 2008 at 9:59 amif i see one more bimbo bouncing her big boobs about on the beach.
i’m going to have to buy a gun.
just kidding, but really!
By the way, I love the alliteration if I do say so myself.
February 4th, 2008 at 10:21 amI will never in a million years subject myself to watching THAT voluntarily. EVER. Unless someone plans on strapping me to a chair and forcing my eyes open (a la A Clockwork Orange), I will succeed in my mission.
February 4th, 2008 at 10:23 amWhat a joke!
February 4th, 2008 at 10:26 amShe can’t sing, she can’t dance, she has absolutely no rhythm. She does the exact same thing over and over again. Her implants are so obvious and ugly. Did it ever occur to her to maybe have a few other people in the video with her? Stupid me, OF COURSE NOT!
If she makes money off of this then I am moving to Antarctica. The worst thing I have ever seen.
Those boobs look way too big for her small frame. She’s too petite for them!! Basically the 3:29 of this video looked like an endorsement for rhinoplasty and breast implants. To which I will reply “no thank- you”. It’s bad enough when a person can’t sing, but it’s just awful when you look that plastic at such a young age.
February 4th, 2008 at 10:57 amshe makes paris look like a class act.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:35 pmIs it evil to want to drown her slowly in the ocean behind her? I’m just saying.
February 4th, 2008 at 1:24 pmahahaa… this is the kind of video people usually make BEFORE they become famous. and then they try to keep it a secret.
February 4th, 2008 at 1:42 pmusing his hand-held camcorder and the “David Silver of 90210 Technique”
….genius!
February 4th, 2008 at 3:01 pmI had to mute the sound. Methinks this girl watches too much porn and thinks it’s “art.”
February 4th, 2008 at 4:25 pmHow can someone make Paris Hilton’s work look professional? And the sick thing is this will make this eh ‘woman’ even more famous for doing nothing!
February 4th, 2008 at 4:26 pmI made it to 2:32… eerily reminiscent of Paris Hilton’s attempt at the music scene, very forgettable.
P.S.
February 4th, 2008 at 4:49 pmI actually went cross-eyed while watching this video.
Heinous.
I made it about a minute in. I sent it to my friend. She watched the whole thing and told me I had to watch the last 30 seconds of it.
I did. It was a wonderful WTF moment for those last 30 seconds. I have no idea what she was even thinking for those last 30 seconds. It was a ??? moment.
She sounds like the cats I had when I was growing up when they would fight each other.
February 4th, 2008 at 7:00 pmi’m with wordfiend on this one. give her a few years and she’ll be slobbin knob for ‘work’…oh wait, she already did that–that’s how she got to make this piece of crap.
February 4th, 2008 at 8:12 pmi dont know who she is! who are all these blonde celebrities you have in the states? im very lucky they dont seem to infiltrate the british music scene… i was the word music in the loosest form when im referring to what ever it is she was doing… and what was she doing with those arms???!!! was the director shouting at her… move those arms, i cant see you moving them so she ended up looking like a windmill? was she a waitress in one of your world famous hooters bars before doing this?
February 4th, 2008 at 11:38 pmomg i totally agree!
she cant bloody sing for nuts or rather lip sync. looks like.. a really bad home video. yeah wth was the end part? trying to fill time and sell her song by cheap porn?
gasp man.
“higher”. puh-lease.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:43 amI ma shocked you thought that people would laugh about this.. I am presently crying my eyes out from the horrendous shrieks she calls singing…I am headed for the oto-doctor. Gasp.
February 5th, 2008 at 4:35 amWhy doesn’t she just name the song “HEY LOOK AT ME PEOPLE! SERIOUSLY, I’M WEARING A BIKINI! LOOK AT MY BREASTS! PLEASE!”
February 5th, 2008 at 7:48 am:’D Brought a little tear to my eye.
Is that for real? Honestly? ew.
February 5th, 2008 at 4:14 pm