Comments on: Heidi Montag’s “Higher” Video http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:57:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Mushy http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7815 Mushy Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:14:58 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7815 :'D Brought a little tear to my eye. Is that for real? Honestly? ew. :’D Brought a little tear to my eye.

Is that for real? Honestly? ew.

]]> By: Jeane http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7816 Jeane Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:48:07 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7816 Why doesn't she just name the song "HEY LOOK AT ME PEOPLE! SERIOUSLY, I'M WEARING A BIKINI! LOOK AT MY BREASTS! PLEASE!" Why doesn’t she just name the song “HEY LOOK AT ME PEOPLE! SERIOUSLY, I’M WEARING A BIKINI! LOOK AT MY BREASTS! PLEASE!”

]]> By: Kat http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7814 Kat Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:35:38 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7814 I ma shocked you thought that people would laugh about this.. I am presently crying my eyes out from the horrendous shrieks she calls singing...I am headed for the oto-doctor. Gasp. I ma shocked you thought that people would laugh about this.. I am presently crying my eyes out from the horrendous shrieks she calls singing…I am headed for the oto-doctor. Gasp.

]]> By: melanie http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7812 melanie Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:43:36 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7812 omg i totally agree! she cant bloody sing for nuts or rather lip sync. looks like.. a really bad home video. yeah wth was the end part? trying to fill time and sell her song by cheap porn? gasp man. "higher". puh-lease. omg i totally agree!
she cant bloody sing for nuts or rather lip sync. looks like.. a really bad home video. yeah wth was the end part? trying to fill time and sell her song by cheap porn?
gasp man.

“higher”. puh-lease.

]]> By: lisa http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7813 lisa Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:38:20 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7813 i dont know who she is! who are all these blonde celebrities you have in the states? im very lucky they dont seem to infiltrate the british music scene... i was the word music in the loosest form when im referring to what ever it is she was doing... and what was she doing with those arms???!!! was the director shouting at her... move those arms, i cant see you moving them so she ended up looking like a windmill? was she a waitress in one of your world famous hooters bars before doing this? i dont know who she is! who are all these blonde celebrities you have in the states? im very lucky they dont seem to infiltrate the british music scene… i was the word music in the loosest form when im referring to what ever it is she was doing… and what was she doing with those arms???!!! was the director shouting at her… move those arms, i cant see you moving them so she ended up looking like a windmill? was she a waitress in one of your world famous hooters bars before doing this?

]]> By: Happy Go Lucky http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7811 Happy Go Lucky Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:12:56 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7811 i'm with wordfiend on this one. give her a few years and she'll be slobbin knob for 'work'...oh wait, she already did that--that's how she got to make this piece of crap. i’m with wordfiend on this one. give her a few years and she’ll be slobbin knob for ‘work’…oh wait, she already did that–that’s how she got to make this piece of crap.

]]> By: Lucy Fer http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7810 Lucy Fer Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:00:58 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7810 Heinous. I made it about a minute in. I sent it to my friend. She watched the whole thing and told me I had to watch the last 30 seconds of it. I did. It was a wonderful WTF moment for those last 30 seconds. I have no idea what she was even thinking for those last 30 seconds. It was a ??? moment. She sounds like the cats I had when I was growing up when they would fight each other. Heinous.

I made it about a minute in. I sent it to my friend. She watched the whole thing and told me I had to watch the last 30 seconds of it.

I did. It was a wonderful WTF moment for those last 30 seconds. I have no idea what she was even thinking for those last 30 seconds. It was a ??? moment.

She sounds like the cats I had when I was growing up when they would fight each other.

]]> By: Michelle http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7809 Michelle Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:49:36 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7809 I made it to 2:32... eerily reminiscent of Paris Hilton's attempt at the music scene, very forgettable. P.S. I actually went cross-eyed while watching this video. I made it to 2:32… eerily reminiscent of Paris Hilton’s attempt at the music scene, very forgettable.

P.S.
I actually went cross-eyed while watching this video.

]]> By: sugarbear http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7804 sugarbear Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:26:27 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7804 How can someone make Paris Hilton's work look professional? And the sick thing is this will make this eh 'woman' even more famous for doing nothing! How can someone make Paris Hilton’s work look professional? And the sick thing is this will make this eh ‘woman’ even more famous for doing nothing!

]]> By: Wordfiend http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7807 Wordfiend Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:25:17 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/heidi-montags-higher-video/#comment-7807 I had to mute the sound. Methinks this girl watches too much porn and thinks it's "art." I had to mute the sound. Methinks this girl watches too much porn and thinks it’s “art.”

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