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Well, here’s just the story to kick off your week with a bang — Hugh Hefner and his “#1 girlfriend” Holly Madison talking about having the sexy time!
In response the recent pregnancy rumors, Holly told Us Weekly at Playboy’s pre-Super Bowl bash in Arizona that, “There has been lots of trying — lots of trying!” Hot. Holly also said she doesn’t know what her ideal Valentine’s Day gift would be, but that: “I want like a house and a kid.” Like.
Hef, 81, wasn’t so enthusiastic when asked about marrying the 29-year-old. “There will certainly be a lot of romantic years ahead, but a wedding…? We will see,” he shrugged.
That photo could be a still shot from their sex life. While Holly touches herself and tries way too hard, Hef is thinking, “I could sure go for some Metamucil right now.”
If I didn’t love you Candy, I’d really hate you for that lovely visual.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:00 pmDamn you…. No, mustn’t close eyes… NOOOOO MY EYES!
she looks like a vegas stripper trying to give an uninterested customer a lap dance.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:37 pm*quietly handing some bleach to omj*
Take it easy mate…
February 4th, 2008 at 12:40 pmHef: like pushin’ a rope uphill.
February 4th, 2008 at 1:00 pmMany thanks to Preatorian. It may have burned for a while, but at least I can now close my eyes without envisioning the toffy pull that must be their ‘practice’.
February 4th, 2008 at 1:13 pmWhy did I go there- again? More bleach please.
Didn’t meant to misspell your name… Praetorian.
February 4th, 2008 at 1:14 pmSee? Got it right that time.
Don’t worry, I know how difficult must be to spell while you are trying to bleach away that horrendous image from your eyes… LOL
February 4th, 2008 at 1:19 pmpoor Holly… listen to the “readers” and go try your luck at moneywhore.com
February 4th, 2008 at 1:51 pmSo, according to the link on this site that
had an excerpt of “Bunny Tales”, Hugh likes
to …ahem… strangle the bishop while his
girls simulate lusty lesbian acts. Does this
mean that in order for her to get pregnant
with all this “TRYING” Holly must act as “receiver” while across the room…… eeeewwwwwwwww
” I spew in your general direction!”
February 4th, 2008 at 2:54 pmAt this point Hef is not just shooting blanks, but probably dust.
Not that that makes the image any better. Then you add in his dirty old man cackle and it becomes a very disturbing nightmare.
February 4th, 2008 at 3:58 pmShe wants to have a baby with him!
Doesn’t she change enough diapers as it is?
If I were her, I’d like, want my Valentine’s Day gift to be a hot guy, a few decades younger than that old fossil.
February 4th, 2008 at 4:00 pmIf I’m not mistaken, Holly’s always exhibited this weird, freakish behaviour –if she’s the same Holly that is mentioned in Izabella Kasprzyk writings. If so, if Hefner were to have a stroke and suddenly decide to marry her or use the turkey baster breeding method, she’d probably be turned off–’cause she’s all about the chase, it seems…
February 4th, 2008 at 4:17 pmthat is truly a disturbing thought that these two people are trying to have children… i mean we all know why she wants one… in some stupid belief that when he pops his clogs and goes off to the big booby in the sky she will inherit his vast fortune! January you made me laugh my ass off…
February 4th, 2008 at 11:29 pmWhat woman, with a soul,
would want
to crawl in bed with him??
$$$$$$
With the other disgusting
February 5th, 2008 at 5:44 amthoughts aside, my nose also
feels repulsed
at the thought of it all.
Because if he doesn’t already
reek of something similar to
Old Spice, then he
must have at least partially the
stench of a medicine cabinet
emanating from him.
Nice work with the metamucil comment. Hilarious.
February 5th, 2008 at 7:49 amShe looks like she’s trying to adjust her sanitary napkin oh so subtly. Hef is like:
February 5th, 2008 at 1:28 pm“MY pad’s next.”
Love the “shooting dust” comment Maria!!
February 5th, 2008 at 1:30 pmWow, doesn’t she realize that trying to have a baby with a man that old leads to many potential health risks for the child, such as an increased risk of schizophrenia and autism? There is such a thing as ‘old sperm’, and I don’t really think it’s natural or smart for a man this old to be trying to get someone pregnant. He won’t even be alive long enough to raise it! What’s the point? I guess when he dies, she’ll just marry some young guy and love all the money she receives.
February 11th, 2008 at 2:10 am