Comments on: Hot Visual of the Day: Holly and Hef “Trying Lots” to Have Baby http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:44:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Sara http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/comment-page-1/#comment-7839 Sara Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:10:18 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/#comment-7839 Wow, doesn't she realize that trying to have a baby with a man that old leads to many potential health risks for the child, such as an increased risk of schizophrenia and autism? There is such a thing as 'old sperm', and I don't really think it's natural or smart for a man this old to be trying to get someone pregnant. He won't even be alive long enough to raise it! What's the point? I guess when he dies, she'll just marry some young guy and love all the money she receives. Wow, doesn’t she realize that trying to have a baby with a man that old leads to many potential health risks for the child, such as an increased risk of schizophrenia and autism? There is such a thing as ‘old sperm’, and I don’t really think it’s natural or smart for a man this old to be trying to get someone pregnant. He won’t even be alive long enough to raise it! What’s the point? I guess when he dies, she’ll just marry some young guy and love all the money she receives.

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/comment-page-1/#comment-7838 Vern Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:30:02 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/#comment-7838 Love the "shooting dust" comment Maria!! Love the “shooting dust” comment Maria!!

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/comment-page-1/#comment-7837 Vern Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:28:30 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/#comment-7837 She looks like she's trying to adjust her sanitary napkin oh so subtly. Hef is like: "MY pad's next." She looks like she’s trying to adjust her sanitary napkin oh so subtly. Hef is like:
“MY pad’s next.”

]]> By: Mezza http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/comment-page-1/#comment-7836 Mezza Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:49:00 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/#comment-7836 Nice work with the metamucil comment. Hilarious. Nice work with the metamucil comment. Hilarious.

]]> By: Amelia http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/comment-page-1/#comment-7835 Amelia Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:44:59 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/#comment-7835 What woman, with a soul, would want to crawl in bed with him?? $$$$$$ With the other disgusting thoughts aside, my nose also feels repulsed at the thought of it all. Because if he doesn't already reek of something similar to Old Spice, then he must have at least partially the stench of a medicine cabinet emanating from him. :P What woman, with a soul,
would want
to crawl in bed with him??

$$$$$$

With the other disgusting
thoughts aside, my nose also
feels repulsed
at the thought of it all.
Because if he doesn’t already
reek of something similar to
Old Spice, then he
must have at least partially the
stench of a medicine cabinet
emanating from him.
:P

]]> By: lisa http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/comment-page-1/#comment-7834 lisa Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:29:07 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/#comment-7834 that is truly a disturbing thought that these two people are trying to have children... i mean we all know why she wants one... in some stupid belief that when he pops his clogs and goes off to the big booby in the sky she will inherit his vast fortune! January you made me laugh my ass off... that is truly a disturbing thought that these two people are trying to have children… i mean we all know why she wants one… in some stupid belief that when he pops his clogs and goes off to the big booby in the sky she will inherit his vast fortune! January you made me laugh my ass off…

]]> By: midevil http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/comment-page-1/#comment-7833 midevil Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:17:46 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/#comment-7833 If I'm not mistaken, Holly's always exhibited this weird, freakish behaviour --if she's the same Holly that is mentioned in Izabella Kasprzyk writings. If so, if Hefner were to have a stroke and suddenly decide to marry her or use the turkey baster breeding method, she'd probably be turned off--'cause she's all about the chase, it seems... If I’m not mistaken, Holly’s always exhibited this weird, freakish behaviour –if she’s the same Holly that is mentioned in Izabella Kasprzyk writings. If so, if Hefner were to have a stroke and suddenly decide to marry her or use the turkey baster breeding method, she’d probably be turned off–’cause she’s all about the chase, it seems…

]]> By: Bee Hind http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/comment-page-1/#comment-7832 Bee Hind Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:00:15 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/#comment-7832 She wants to have a baby with him! Doesn't she change enough diapers as it is? If I were her, I'd like, want my Valentine's Day gift to be a hot guy, a few decades younger than that old fossil. She wants to have a baby with him!
Doesn’t she change enough diapers as it is?

If I were her, I’d like, want my Valentine’s Day gift to be a hot guy, a few decades younger than that old fossil.

]]> By: Maria http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/comment-page-1/#comment-7831 Maria Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:58:31 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/#comment-7831 At this point Hef is not just shooting blanks, but probably dust. Not that that makes the image any better. Then you add in his dirty old man cackle and it becomes a very disturbing nightmare. At this point Hef is not just shooting blanks, but probably dust.

Not that that makes the image any better. Then you add in his dirty old man cackle and it becomes a very disturbing nightmare.

]]> By: January http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/comment-page-1/#comment-7830 January Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:54:09 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/hot-visual-of-the-day-holly-and-hef-trying-lots-to-have-baby/#comment-7830 So, according to the link on this site that had an excerpt of "Bunny Tales", Hugh likes to ...ahem... strangle the bishop while his girls simulate lusty lesbian acts. Does this mean that in order for her to get pregnant with all this "TRYING" Holly must act as "receiver" while across the room...... eeeewwwwwwwww " I spew in your general direction!" So, according to the link on this site that
had an excerpt of “Bunny Tales”, Hugh likes
to …ahem… strangle the bishop while his
girls simulate lusty lesbian acts. Does this
mean that in order for her to get pregnant
with all this “TRYING” Holly must act as “receiver” while across the room…… eeeewwwwwwwww

” I spew in your general direction!”

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