Which of these strikes the most fear in you:
1) Hannah Montana’s inevitable world domination;
2) Scientologists’ pursuit of world domination;
3) Claymates’ very vocal belief that Clay rules the world;
4) Michael Flatley’s Lord of the Dance;
5) Rachael Ray’s knife collection, with “sharper edges than [she's] ever had before!”
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if rachael ray became a scientologist with her knife collection, it would be the end of the world.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:34 pmno…not rachel ray, though she would be scary as a scientologist.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:39 pmif freaking hannah montana converts I’m going into defensive more and building a bomb shelter.
imagine, the scientologists not only have jesus cruise but an army of little girls and their whipped parents. the horror.
Scientologists’ pursuit of world domination
February 4th, 2008 at 12:54 pmMakes sense to me. All the mothers took their pre-teens to the movies, while dad stayed at home watching the superbowl.
February 4th, 2008 at 2:12 pmRachel Ray has to be the scariest woman on the planet right now.
February 4th, 2008 at 2:45 pmI dont know who rachel ray is or who hannah montana is… am i missing out?
February 4th, 2008 at 11:22 pmId go with michael flatley, he’s pretty scary to me… a little leprechaun man
totally agree with aine. lmao
and i wish i could watch the concert film but i live in brazil. i kinda like hannah montana. it’s my guilty pleasure. XD
February 5th, 2008 at 4:50 am