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	<title>Comments on: Who Are You Calling a Nerd?</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Sara</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/who-are-you-calling-a-nerd/comment-page-1/#comment-7868</link>
		<dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God, every quote I read from Alba makes me hate her more and more! She seems so superficial and irrelevant. I feel bad for her kid, there's no way her child will be intellectual because 1. Intelligence is partially inherited and 2. She ain't smart herself, so she won't encourage her child in that capacity. God I hate her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God, every quote I read from Alba makes me hate her more and more! She seems so superficial and irrelevant. I feel bad for her kid, there&#8217;s no way her child will be intellectual because 1. Intelligence is partially inherited and 2. She ain&#8217;t smart herself, so she won&#8217;t encourage her child in that capacity. God I hate her.</p>
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		<title>By: Bee Hind</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/who-are-you-calling-a-nerd/comment-page-1/#comment-7865</link>
		<dc:creator>Bee Hind</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Midevil,
I love Gene Frenkle!
It would be an honor.
Thanks!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Midevil,<br />
I love Gene Frenkle!<br />
It would be an honor.<br />
Thanks!</p>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/who-are-you-calling-a-nerd/comment-page-1/#comment-7866</link>
		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Christopher Walken:  More cow bell.

Midevil: More Christopher Walken.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Christopher Walken:  More cow bell.</p>
<p>Midevil: More Christopher Walken.</p>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/who-are-you-calling-a-nerd/comment-page-1/#comment-7867</link>
		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bee hind, you can be Will Ferrell's cow bell stand in!  How's that, eh?  Most coolest instrument ever!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bee hind, you can be Will Ferrell&#8217;s cow bell stand in!  How&#8217;s that, eh?  Most coolest instrument ever!</p>
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		<title>By: Bee Hind</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/who-are-you-calling-a-nerd/comment-page-1/#comment-7864</link>
		<dc:creator>Bee Hind</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I never played an instrument as a child.
I feel so left out.
I guess I'll pack my bags and move along to another entertainment blog......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I never played an instrument as a child.<br />
I feel so left out.<br />
I guess I&#8217;ll pack my bags and move along to another entertainment blog&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Amelia</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/who-are-you-calling-a-nerd/comment-page-1/#comment-7863</link>
		<dc:creator>Amelia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for sharing that,
Candy!!  :)

Percussion here.  Cymbals, triangle and occasionally the xylophone.  It's like
one big, disconnected family here......
Band rules!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for sharing that,<br />
Candy!!  <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Percussion here.  Cymbals, triangle and occasionally the xylophone.  It&#8217;s like<br />
one big, disconnected family here&#8230;&#8230;<br />
Band rules!!</p>
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		<title>By: Candy</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/who-are-you-calling-a-nerd/comment-page-1/#comment-7862</link>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Q:  If you're lost and need directions, should you ask the good violist, the bad violist, or the Easter Bunny?

A:  The bad violist because the other two don't exist.

Oh, I've heard them all, Stephen!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Q:  If you&#8217;re lost and need directions, should you ask the good violist, the bad violist, or the Easter Bunny?</p>
<p>A:  The bad violist because the other two don&#8217;t exist.</p>
<p>Oh, I&#8217;ve heard them all, Stephen!</p>
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		<title>By: Stephen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/who-are-you-calling-a-nerd/comment-page-1/#comment-7861</link>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Q. What's the range of a Viola?

A. About 35 feet if you have a good arm.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Q. What&#8217;s the range of a Viola?</p>
<p>A. About 35 feet if you have a good arm.</p>
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		<title>By: bv</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/who-are-you-calling-a-nerd/comment-page-1/#comment-7860</link>
		<dc:creator>bv</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was always last chair.  I could never beat that nerd Marcy Crockett out of first chair...or those other nerds in second and third.  It's cool, Marcy fell off the bus in 10th grade and landed on her face and had to get two new front teeth.  So, in the end, I win.  I only have one front tooth that's fake.

Flutists rule!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was always last chair.  I could never beat that nerd Marcy Crockett out of first chair&#8230;or those other nerds in second and third.  It&#8217;s cool, Marcy fell off the bus in 10th grade and landed on her face and had to get two new front teeth.  So, in the end, I win.  I only have one front tooth that&#8217;s fake.</p>
<p>Flutists rule!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Julie</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/04/who-are-you-calling-a-nerd/comment-page-1/#comment-7859</link>
		<dc:creator>Julie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>woops, i meant "fiancee'"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>woops, i meant &#8220;fiancee&#8217;&#8221;</p>
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