R&B singer Brandy Norwood’s mother has filed a lawsuit against Kim Kardashian and all of her siblings, accusing them of running up more than $120,000 in credit card charges without permission.
Kim, who was hired as Brandy’s stylist, apparently was only allowed to make one purchase. But later, Kim made unauthorized purchases and passed on Norwood’s card number to Khloe, Kourtney and Robert Jr., who also made unauthorized purchases, including items in two Kardashian family-owned clothing stores for a total of $120,636.
Kim denied the allegations, claiming she had permission to make the purchases.
“We have her signature on all items,” Kim told People.
However, Kim’s Ass secretly revealed to Holy Candy:
“Oh, hell, I help them steal things all the time. You know those missing Manet and Degas paintings…? Yup, they’re stashed up here, baby!”
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I hope you didn’t get too close to her ass.
February 5th, 2008 at 11:22 amhave they looked for hoffa up there?
February 5th, 2008 at 11:24 amHave they looked for Osama?
February 6th, 2008 at 9:09 am