Holy Candy TV’s “Gossip Gospel” is a weekly(ish) video blog poking fun at the latest celebrity and entertainment news.
This week’s episode features never-before-televised highlights from the 2008 SAG Awards Show!
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Love the David Caruso segment!!
February 5th, 2008 at 5:22 amI can’t stand Caruso! How does that dude still have a job in entertainment? Nevermind, there are a lot of “actors” like that these days.
Great job Candy!
February 5th, 2008 at 8:52 am“i’m too sexy for my love” + David Caruso = match made in bad-tv heaven!
but how sad that Travolta’s furry friend kicked the bucket. he should ask xenu to bring it back to life. along with his career.
February 5th, 2008 at 10:16 amgreat show as always. the october road part was hilarious, that show sucks!
February 5th, 2008 at 11:22 amAh, Candy. You outdo your own self!
Splendid. As Always.
(and hey, in a little dark corner
February 5th, 2008 at 4:26 pmof the Web, some of us actually
like David Caruso, despite his
flaws, forgive me)
Good segment. But has some restalayne creeped into Candy’s lips, a la Brittany Murphy? Looking a little trouty!
February 5th, 2008 at 7:04 pmI was going to leave the lips alone Candy.. but lmnop started it. I think it looks good actually. Vain but good. I also love the hair!!! I had to go back to last weeks video to be sure on the lips but they are subtle-ish.. You are very pretty please don’t play with your face.. That better be some over the counter lip plumper!!
February 5th, 2008 at 8:51 pmhahahaha see!
February 5th, 2008 at 8:56 pmOh, how the tables have turned on me. Karma’s a bitch!
My “plumped” lips are merely the work of an overzealous, lip liner-wielding makeup artist at the MAC store. I don’t generally wear much makeup, and noticed that I’ve been looking washed out on-camera, so I went in for a lesson and taped the same day. That’s why I look a little bit like a hooker clown in this episode. I’m bringing HookerClown back, baby!
But thank you for the concern, everyone. Really. And I promise not to turn into Jocelyn Wildenstein for at *least* another five years.
February 5th, 2008 at 11:00 pmNice lips!!! Don’t listen to your critics!!! Wow!!!
February 6th, 2008 at 1:12 amAt least you’re an ELEGANT hookerclown unlike some other new moms out hookering stuff at beast buy.
P.S. Your hair looked fab and you so funny!
February 6th, 2008 at 7:01 amI was not being critical, only curious and slightly concerned…and jealous of her luscious lips!
February 6th, 2008 at 8:49 pmIt looks great! You do not look like a hooker clown.