Yay! I’ve finally found the perfect Father’s Day gift.
Pigeons have an affinity for pooping on my dad’s head (true story), so maybe if he wears these chic accessories — while walking slowly in front of oncoming cars — they’ll mistake Dad for one of their own and leave his poor noggin alone.
Whoa! Sign me up for that ass crack number.
February 6th, 2008 at 11:36 amwoohoo!!! i needs me a pigeon-coat! maybe then the animal rights people will leave me alone- everyone knows pigeons are unholy beasts sent from the devil
February 6th, 2008 at 11:45 amwhy do i want to hit these people with brooms in disgust?
February 6th, 2008 at 11:46 amdoes this mean my seagull coat is no longer in style?
February 6th, 2008 at 12:01 pmLOL
February 6th, 2008 at 2:08 pmWhy do I have the sudden urge to throw popcorn on the ground?
February 6th, 2008 at 2:35 pmwith the big pigeons running around NY, this is definitely needed: http://wishingfish.com/110589.html
February 6th, 2008 at 3:13 pmI can’t decide about the eye makeup.
Is it goth/vampire or football player?
February 6th, 2008 at 3:25 pmLooks like the guy in the argyle suit forgot to take off the plastic cover.
February 6th, 2008 at 4:24 pmHow embarrassing!
is that fashion week or Cirque du Soleil?
February 6th, 2008 at 4:56 pmI was running around dressed like a huge avian idiot at least ten years ago.Like a tragic birdman I would perch in trees and shit on passing strangers head’s,(by the way,sorry to your dad for any possibble distress I may have caused him).
Trust those obtuse plagiaristic mongy gimboids,of the fashoin industry,to appropriate the fruits of my genius with absolutely no attribution.Seeing my intellectual property plundered like this makes me feel like shitting on someone’s head.Don’t worry,your dad will not be a victim of my scatological wrath.This time round.
February 6th, 2008 at 7:28 pm