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Star Jones Reynolds hasn’t had much luck in the employment department over the past couple years, from famously getting dumped by Barbara Walters to recently having TruTV ax “The Star Jones Show” after only a six-month run.
But wait…! No need to open your wallet and donate to the Star Jones Giuseppe Zanotti Stiletto Fund just yet. Thankfully, Star has landed on her feet with a new, glamorous position for which she must travel all over the country — and we were lucky enough to get the media coverage of her first day on the job:
Graphic by 14 at Gallery of the Absurd [be sure to check out the hilarious original color version]; Written by Candy Kirby
Love Al’s outfit. Heh. Heh.
February 7th, 2008 at 3:44 amThat Karma boomerang is a bitch.
February 7th, 2008 at 4:48 amLOL!! Big gay Al’s pants are a hoot!!
February 7th, 2008 at 7:57 am‘metallic callous removers’ hahaha
I love how they look delusionally satisfied with themselves. I could almost see this happening for real.
February 7th, 2008 at 9:34 amshe’s lucky to get that job!
February 7th, 2008 at 10:06 amHA! “I haven’t been this excited to cut something since my small intestine!”
…honestly, lady, 14’s artwork is a hoot in and of itself, but your collaborations with her really shine!
I’m absolutely tickled that you’ve decided to feature my home state as the “Congrats, honey, you’ve hit rock bottom!” location. but dude, I didn’t think that Beaver had its own press…or that Boone County had such a fancy shopping center, for that matter.
February 7th, 2008 at 10:25 am[...] Star Jones and her new career Holy Candy [...]
February 7th, 2008 at 12:29 pmWatchout Candy!
February 7th, 2008 at 1:51 pmYou know she’ll be hunting you down, looking for a check for this gig!
Does anyone really believe those 2 do it?
February 10th, 2008 at 4:49 pm