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	<title>Comments on: Star Jones Lands on Her Feet with New Job at Family Dollar Store!</title>
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		<title>By: Jo Jo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jo Jo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 00:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does anyone really believe those 2 do it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does anyone really believe those 2 do it?</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:51:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Watchout Candy!
You know she'll be hunting you down, looking for a check for this gig!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watchout Candy!<br />
You know she&#8217;ll be hunting you down, looking for a check for this gig!</p>
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		<title>By: -Dontwant</title>
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		<dc:creator>-Dontwant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Star Jones and her new career Holy Candy [...]</description>
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		<title>By: ashl3igh</title>
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		<dc:creator>ashl3igh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HA! "I haven't been this excited to cut something since my small intestine!"

...honestly, lady, 14's artwork is a hoot in and of itself, but your collaborations with her really shine!

I'm absolutely tickled that you've decided to feature my home state as the "Congrats, honey, you've hit rock bottom!" location.  but dude, I didn't think that Beaver had its own press...or that Boone County had such a fancy shopping center, for that matter.  :-D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HA! &#8220;I haven&#8217;t been this excited to cut something since my small intestine!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8230;honestly, lady, 14&#8217;s artwork is a hoot in and of itself, but your collaborations with her really shine!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m absolutely tickled that you&#8217;ve decided to feature my home state as the &#8220;Congrats, honey, you&#8217;ve hit rock bottom!&#8221; location.  but dude, I didn&#8217;t think that Beaver had its own press&#8230;or that Boone County had such a fancy shopping center, for that matter.  <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
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		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>she's lucky to get that job!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she&#8217;s lucky to get that job!</p>
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		<title>By: Javelin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Javelin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>'metallic callous removers' hahaha

I love how they look delusionally satisfied with themselves. I could almost see this happening for real.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;metallic callous removers&#8217; hahaha</p>
<p>I love how they look delusionally satisfied with themselves. I could almost see this happening for real.</p>
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		<title>By: Julie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Julie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:57:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL!! Big gay Al's pants are a hoot!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL!! Big gay Al&#8217;s pants are a hoot!!</p>
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		<title>By: Bee Hind</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bee Hind</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That Karma boomerang is a bitch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That Karma boomerang is a bitch.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love Al's outfit.  Heh. Heh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love Al&#8217;s outfit.  Heh. Heh.</p>
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