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Virginia Slims, the not-so-delicate touch of a syringe, Urban Decay’s Pina Colada White Shimmer Lip Gloss and embalming fluid
What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Joan Van Ark
Feb 7, 2008 | Tags: Breath Smells Like...
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wtf happened to her?? and gin and tonic!
February 7th, 2008 at 2:34 pmMy god! How can she leave the house looking like that with those tarantula eyelashes! Man, she used to be so pretty….
February 7th, 2008 at 2:50 pmthis is what heidi montag is going to look like in the not-too-distant future.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:52 pmAnd Lucifer’s Dick!
February 7th, 2008 at 3:34 pmEw! :O
February 7th, 2008 at 3:43 pmMoth balls and formaldehyde.
she looks like she dunked her face in an acid bath.
February 7th, 2008 at 3:58 pmeeeee…
Go get another procedure doll.
February 7th, 2008 at 5:01 pmWe all will get old…Amen… The question is, will we all get old gracefully? If you are old…ROCK IT!! If you are old…don’t try to compete with the kids….
February 7th, 2008 at 10:34 pmholy shit! that totally freaks me out.
February 8th, 2008 at 5:40 amShe is beautiful.
February 8th, 2008 at 6:34 amShe smells like White Shoulders perfume, Orange Tic Tacs, and Fleet Enemas.
February 8th, 2008 at 7:36 amWhy do her lips looks like Britney’s vagina?
February 8th, 2008 at 11:38 amBecause they’re greasy and wrinkled and see very little daylight?
February 8th, 2008 at 11:55 amGive Valine a break. Abby did this to her!
February 8th, 2008 at 12:49 pmWhere is the Burka when you need one???
February 8th, 2008 at 10:27 pmDon’t they have agents or something, who let them know before they take surgery this far?
February 9th, 2008 at 9:16 amIt’s so sad to see celebrities who won’t/can’t age gracefully, then they look so odd and scary.
February 10th, 2008 at 7:53 amBee Hind: point of information - Brit-Brit’s lady parts see rather too much daylight, witness the many horrific upskirt shots. Shudder.
February 13th, 2008 at 1:31 amKathleen—-this is what all of the celebs who get too much plastic surgery are going to look like when they are older. It’s really sad and I hope she’s happy. She should be the poster child for why NOT to get plastic surgery and age gracefully and naturally.
February 14th, 2008 at 10:11 amThe poor thing. Was she in a fire? I know a good burn center
August 7th, 2008 at 11:31 am