http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:58:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/comment-page-1/#comment-14917 wes Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:31:10 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/#comment-14917 The poor thing. Was she in a fire? I know a good burn center The poor thing. Was she in a fire? I know a good burn center

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/comment-page-1/#comment-8086 Pak31 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:11:50 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/#comment-8086 Kathleen----this is what all of the celebs who get too much plastic surgery are going to look like when they are older. It's really sad and I hope she's happy. She should be the poster child for why NOT to get plastic surgery and age gracefully and naturally. Kathleen—-this is what all of the celebs who get too much plastic surgery are going to look like when they are older. It’s really sad and I hope she’s happy. She should be the poster child for why NOT to get plastic surgery and age gracefully and naturally.

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/comment-page-1/#comment-8085 It's British Bitch Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:31:24 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/#comment-8085 Bee Hind: point of information - Brit-Brit's lady parts see rather too much daylight, witness the many horrific upskirt shots. Shudder. Bee Hind: point of information - Brit-Brit’s lady parts see rather too much daylight, witness the many horrific upskirt shots. Shudder.

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/comment-page-1/#comment-8078 Jo Jo Sun, 10 Feb 2008 15:53:37 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/#comment-8078 It's so sad to see celebrities who won't/can't age gracefully, then they look so odd and scary. It’s so sad to see celebrities who won’t/can’t age gracefully, then they look so odd and scary.

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/comment-page-1/#comment-8075 midevil Sat, 09 Feb 2008 17:16:22 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/#comment-8075 Don't they have agents or something, who let them know before they take surgery this far? Don’t they have agents or something, who let them know before they take surgery this far?

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/comment-page-1/#comment-8077 Life Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:27:05 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/#comment-8077 Where is the Burka when you need one??? Where is the Burka when you need one???

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/comment-page-1/#comment-8080 doodlewhore.com Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:49:41 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/#comment-8080 Give Valine a break. Abby did this to her! Give Valine a break. Abby did this to her!

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/comment-page-1/#comment-8082 Bee Hind Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:55:34 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/#comment-8082 Because they're greasy and wrinkled and see very little daylight? Because they’re greasy and wrinkled and see very little daylight?

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/comment-page-1/#comment-8083 omj Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:38:02 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/#comment-8083 Why do her lips looks like Britney's vagina? Why do her lips looks like Britney’s vagina?

]]> http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/comment-page-1/#comment-8084 Bee Hind Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:36:40 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/02/07/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-joan-van-ark/#comment-8084 She smells like White Shoulders perfume, Orange Tic Tacs, and Fleet Enemas. She smells like White Shoulders perfume, Orange Tic Tacs, and Fleet Enemas.

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