Do You Believe in Life After Love?

Feb 8, 2008 | Tags:

In today’s news that will make David Gest chartreuse with envy, Cher admitted to Good Morning America that she and Tom Cruise had a fling in the ’80s, pre-Scientology Tom, even though she’s almost twenty years older than he. She said:

“He was just the most adorable man you can possibly imagine. I don’t understand the Scientology thing because I don’t understand it. Sonny was a Scientologist, I did not understand that either.”

So I wonder if she understands Scientology? Oh, well. Guess we’ll never know. Here’s a picture of the former lovebirds at a charity concert a couple years ago:

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Hope Cher’s had her rabies shots.

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  1. K says:

    Ew. To imagine them together, just ew. The little troll Tommy & 125 yr old Cher. :(

  2. scott says:

    Was this after or between the rock-band frontmen? I do like Cher because she knows age doesn’t matter. Maybe they should form a spacerock-band/religion, which would combine medieval and futuristic (sci-fi) melodies with complex instrumental meanderings.

  3. martini lover says:

    i’m not surprised tom is into drag queens.

  4. stell says:

    Could “Cher” just be a synonyme for Xenu?

  5. Jane says:

    So f**king gross, either way.
    ScareCher no longer has skin left on her face
    to pull, for it has all been pulled to its limit.
    I wonder if they will start pulling her stomach skin for future procedures to keep her face looking ‘fresh’. :0

  6. midevil says:

    Leave the medieval out of it, eh!!!

  7. Bee Hind says:

    Well at least she’s not a Scientologist.

  8. Jenn says:

    Ya know…. Cher and David Gest kind of look alike now - same surgeon perhaps? And Tom, just plain weird and this story just reaffirms that.

  9. Tommy looks teeny tiny next to her!

  10. Mateo says:

    Leave Cher alone! Leave her alone!!! Ok, Cher looks a little frightening in this pic. She needs to fire her makeup “artist”, but I love Cher because, hmmmmmm, because, because I’m gay and that’s the law! Yeah, I said it. She looks good for 125. I’ve met David Gest and he is fug, no comparisons, please. To the Honorable Martini Lover: She’s not a drag queen, she’s an “inspiration”. Get it right or I’ll come over to your house and water down your Grey Goose. Which I believe is a felony. Or should be. I just got thirsty…

  11. bluehawaii says:

    For ANY sort of desire to spark between these two, I’m thinking illicit drug use was part of the equation.

  12. Jo Jo says:

    She must have snagged him between Greg Allman and the bagel-maker guy.

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