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In today’s news that will make David Gest chartreuse with envy, Cher admitted to Good Morning America that she and Tom Cruise had a fling in the ’80s, pre-Scientology Tom, even though she’s almost twenty years older than he. She said:
“He was just the most adorable man you can possibly imagine. I don’t understand the Scientology thing because I don’t understand it. Sonny was a Scientologist, I did not understand that either.”
So I wonder if she understands Scientology? Oh, well. Guess we’ll never know. Here’s a picture of the former lovebirds at a charity concert a couple years ago:
Hope Cher’s had her rabies shots.

















Ew. To imagine them together, just ew. The little troll Tommy & 125 yr old Cher.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:19 pmWas this after or between the rock-band frontmen? I do like Cher because she knows age doesn’t matter. Maybe they should form a spacerock-band/religion, which would combine medieval and futuristic (sci-fi) melodies with complex instrumental meanderings.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:27 pmi’m not surprised tom is into drag queens.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:32 pmCould “Cher” just be a synonyme for Xenu?
February 8th, 2008 at 3:32 pmSo f**king gross, either way.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:49 pmScareCher no longer has skin left on her face
to pull, for it has all been pulled to its limit.
I wonder if they will start pulling her stomach skin for future procedures to keep her face looking ‘fresh’. :0
Leave the medieval out of it, eh!!!
February 8th, 2008 at 4:06 pmWell at least she’s not a Scientologist.
February 9th, 2008 at 4:48 amYa know…. Cher and David Gest kind of look alike now - same surgeon perhaps? And Tom, just plain weird and this story just reaffirms that.
February 9th, 2008 at 5:17 amTommy looks teeny tiny next to her!
February 9th, 2008 at 10:21 amLeave Cher alone! Leave her alone!!! Ok, Cher looks a little frightening in this pic. She needs to fire her makeup “artist”, but I love Cher because, hmmmmmm, because, because I’m gay and that’s the law! Yeah, I said it. She looks good for 125. I’ve met David Gest and he is fug, no comparisons, please. To the Honorable Martini Lover: She’s not a drag queen, she’s an “inspiration”. Get it right or I’ll come over to your house and water down your Grey Goose. Which I believe is a felony. Or should be. I just got thirsty…
February 9th, 2008 at 10:23 amFor ANY sort of desire to spark between these two, I’m thinking illicit drug use was part of the equation.
February 9th, 2008 at 12:45 pmShe must have snagged him between Greg Allman and the bagel-maker guy.
February 10th, 2008 at 6:44 am