This is an even better Friday morning pick-me-up than my Splenda-drenched iced latte…
Behold Desperate Housewives gardener, Jesse Metcalfe, getting punched by a FOTM (Friend of Taryn Manning, duh!) in front of a Los Angeles nightclub last night. Guido madness! Of course, TMZ was there to capture this earth-shattering event, as I believe they have a live stream in front of every club (and psychiatric ward) in Hollywood.
Move over, Paris — I have a new ringtone: “What the f**k? What the f**k? What the f**k? What the f**k?” (Clearly, Jesse aced the verbal portion of his SATs.)
It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:27 amFuckin’ sweet! That dude totally landed it!
February 8th, 2008 at 10:41 amthat just made my day.
February 8th, 2008 at 10:53 am‘guido madness’ ha ha
February 8th, 2008 at 12:59 pmThis is awesome
I don’t know what we are talking about here. Just got kind of excited thinking about women–not wives, coz I refuse to share–who are desperate and what form that might take. lol
February 8th, 2008 at 1:34 pmthis is just a wild guess, scott, but i’m thinking it’s been awhile since you got a piece?
February 8th, 2008 at 3:32 pmAnyone who dares to mar the perfection that is Jesse Metcalf’s jawline should be strung from the highest tree. Or forced to stare into Zac Efron’s laser-like eyes until blinded for life.
February 9th, 2008 at 10:35 amWhy’d the dude punch him again?
February 9th, 2008 at 12:39 pmThis is what I wanted Carlos to do to him on “Desperate Housewives.”
February 10th, 2008 at 6:55 amHa, bitch got owned!!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 1:26 am