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	<title>Comments on: Hope He Insured His Eyebrows</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/08/hope-he-insured-his-eyebrows/#comment-8107</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha, bitch got owned!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha, bitch got owned!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Jo Jo</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/08/hope-he-insured-his-eyebrows/#comment-8099</link>
		<dc:creator>Jo Jo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 14:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is what I wanted Carlos to do to him on "Desperate Housewives."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is what I wanted Carlos to do to him on &#8220;Desperate Housewives.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: bluehawaii</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/08/hope-he-insured-his-eyebrows/#comment-8106</link>
		<dc:creator>bluehawaii</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 20:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why'd the dude punch him again?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why&#8217;d the dude punch him again?</p>
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		<title>By: Mateo</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/08/hope-he-insured-his-eyebrows/#comment-8098</link>
		<dc:creator>Mateo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anyone who dares to mar the perfection that is Jesse Metcalf's jawline should be strung from the highest tree.  Or forced to stare into Zac Efron's laser-like eyes until blinded for life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone who dares to mar the perfection that is Jesse Metcalf&#8217;s jawline should be strung from the highest tree.  Or forced to stare into Zac Efron&#8217;s laser-like eyes until blinded for life.</p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/08/hope-he-insured-his-eyebrows/#comment-8100</link>
		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is just a wild guess, scott, but i'm thinking it's been awhile since you got a piece?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is just a wild guess, scott, but i&#8217;m thinking it&#8217;s been awhile since you got a piece?</p>
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		<title>By: scott</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/08/hope-he-insured-his-eyebrows/#comment-8102</link>
		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't know what we are talking about here.  Just got kind of excited thinking about women--not wives, coz I refuse to share--who are desperate and what form that might take.  lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know what we are talking about here.  Just got kind of excited thinking about women&#8211;not wives, coz I refuse to share&#8211;who are desperate and what form that might take.  lol</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/08/hope-he-insured-his-eyebrows/#comment-8101</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>'guido madness' ha ha
This is awesome</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;guido madness&#8217; ha ha<br />
This is awesome</p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/08/hope-he-insured-his-eyebrows/#comment-8103</link>
		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that just made my day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that just made my day.</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/08/hope-he-insured-his-eyebrows/#comment-8104</link>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuckin' sweet! That dude totally landed it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuckin&#8217; sweet! That dude totally landed it!</p>
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		<title>By: omj</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/02/08/hope-he-insured-his-eyebrows/#comment-8105</link>
		<dc:creator>omj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.</p>
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