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Lindsay Lohan also shed about ten years off her looks by returning to the dark (auburn) side. Lindsay debuted her improved locks at the James Blunt concert last night, where James anemically warbled, “You’re beautiful… it’s true,” causing thousands of girls to spontaneously combust with pure joy — a sight that hasn’t been seen since the Bryan Adams‘ “Everything I Do, I Do It For You” incident of 1992.
Anybody else remember emoting to that song in someones basement while slow dancing with a boy wearing a retainer?
February 8th, 2008 at 11:37 am - Reply1992, god, what a shit hole.
When I was about 5 years old, I remember listening to that song in my parent’s basement. It was on the soundtrack for the movie Robin Hood- and I was convinced that Bryan Adams wrote that song for me. I was also convinced that I was going to marry him, and I would literally walk up to family/ friends and announce that. This love affair went on for quite some time.. even though he was almost 30 years my senior.. Now, more than 15 years later, every time I hear that song- my family still takes pleasure, regardless of setting, in pointing out “wasn’t that your first love?”, or more embarassingly- “weren’t you going to marry this guy?”.
February 8th, 2008 at 12:11 pm - Reply“Lindsay Lohan also shed about ten years off her looks by returning to the dark (auburn) side.”
February 8th, 2008 at 12:11 pm - ReplySo now she looks like a 38 year-old truck stop
waitress/hooker.
No revival of a ‘career’ for this whore, no matter what she does.
she definitely looks less crack whore-y!
February 8th, 2008 at 12:35 pm - ReplyThere is nothing wrong with a little fire crotch. Red heads are crazy and I have noticed in my life that men like crazy women. It’s not scientific fact, just an observation by yours truly.
“Couples skate,” anyone?
February 8th, 2008 at 1:08 pm - ReplyHell, compared to Britney, I would rather see pics of this slut anyday. Atleast she showers.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:16 pm - ReplyShe is dirty,but not in a smelly or unhygienic way.
More in the way of someone who shoves two fingers up your arse during vigorous sex,then gives you a saucy wink once you get over the initial surprise.
Personally,I see nothing wrong in that.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:26 pm - ReplyI’m not so sure she showers - she always seems to have about 30 layers of make up on. Hmm, on second thought, not showering might be better than the other possiblity - that she DOES in fact shower but adds 30 layers of make up in one go….
Either way she’s still the Hollywood skank I loathe most lol.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:27 pm - Replyi think she looks good here? hope that’s not a real fur.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:33 pm - ReplyI think there is the baldness comparison which we are lacking. In the old days, a few models shaved their heads and if we didn’t throw up, it sort of translated as we thought they were the hottest of all chicks! haha
February 8th, 2008 at 11:43 pm - Replyby old days, i meant about twenty years ago and maybe i was really thinking of guys shaving their heads when they lost ballgames or burger-eating contests. anyway, these two cuties would be fun to watch wolfing down burgers and fries. i wonder who would win.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:48 pm - Replythe cuties i’m talking about are Lindsay and Britney.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:50 pm - ReplyShe looks like a cocktail waitress on a Korean cargo boat…
February 9th, 2008 at 10:29 am - ReplyFinally, she is going back to how she should look. You can do it Linds! It’s just another step in the right direction!
February 9th, 2008 at 11:27 am - ReplyI think she looks much prettier as a redhead. It compliments her skin tone better.
February 10th, 2008 at 6:47 am - ReplySpontaneous combustion,Bryan Adams, Lindsay Lohan and a Star Wars reference in one short post? No,Candy, YOU’RE beautiful!Thank you!
February 10th, 2008 at 8:05 am - Reply