What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Jocelyn Wildenstein

Feb 21, 2008 | Tags: Breath Smells Like...

Wheat grass, water that’s dripping from the bathroom sink and Tender Vittles

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22 Responses to “What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Jocelyn Wildenstein”

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Jenn says:

I would wager there is a little Laxatone hair ball remedy on her breath as well. That looks painful.
February 21st, 2008 at 11:53 am - Reply
Adam Smith says:

Actually,it smells of nothing.She had her mouth bacteria surgically removed years ago.A genetically engineered retrovirus kills all mouth odour,leaving her breath completely neutral.The surgeons thought this idea would make them billionaires,but the side effects of the virus(massive facial contusions,as shown in this picture) made it an unpopular choice.

It seems that for now,people would rather have halitosis .
February 21st, 2008 at 12:42 pm - Reply
Jane says:

Dammit, her face (??) is absolutely nightmarish.

Add to her breath that dead mouse she has been saving in
her pocket for a snack.
February 21st, 2008 at 12:47 pm - Reply
Vern says:

“One thing you can’t hide…is when you’re crippled inside!”
February 21st, 2008 at 12:49 pm - Reply
Jenn F. says:

Candy, you just had to add “water that’s dripping from the bathroom sink”… now I’ve got this creepy image stuck in my head of her hunched over a sink with her tongue flickering in and out at lightning speed, catching the water drips. I’ll be seeing that in my nightmares.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:47 pm - Reply
Erick says:

i’d say more like toilet water
February 21st, 2008 at 2:48 pm - Reply
MMB says:

she scares me. alrighty, I am trying my avatar again–it is so stupid anyway, I don’t know why I am obsessed, but, you know….

thanks for being so patient everyone
February 21st, 2008 at 3:22 pm - Reply
MMB says:

I give up!
February 21st, 2008 at 3:23 pm - Reply
BV says:

It’s a sad day when someone who has had that much plastic surgery still gets zits on their chin. Dubya. Tee. Eff.
February 21st, 2008 at 4:05 pm - Reply
Bee Hind says:

Wheat grass, water that’s dripping from the bathroom sink and Tender Vittles,
and Hansel & Gretel.
February 21st, 2008 at 4:38 pm - Reply
It's British Bitch says:

A hint of TidyCats Fresh-Step ScoopTM litter and “a dash of her own poo”. Yes, I stole the latter from Candy’s hilarious post on the Westminster winner the other day.
February 21st, 2008 at 5:33 pm - Reply
Mateo says:

Candy, we begged of you, “No Clowns!”. Then you print the scariest of them all.
February 21st, 2008 at 6:12 pm - Reply
Elspeth says:

Antibiotics, dead fruit flies, zink capsules, phamaldehide,
cat food, lanolin, epoxy resin!
February 21st, 2008 at 6:18 pm - Reply
Elspeth says:

AND liverwurst sanwiches!
February 21st, 2008 at 6:23 pm - Reply
Strongie says:

This is like another site I saw where they have all the celebrities as perfume - cheez wizz for britney!
February 21st, 2008 at 7:46 pm - Reply
dv8trix says:

Her face skeers meeee!
February 21st, 2008 at 8:08 pm - Reply
Rebeca says:

@Adam Smith - LOL!!! Although I personally think her breath smells of nothing as she is an empty husk, a wax Golem animated by mistake…
She scares me.
February 21st, 2008 at 9:02 pm - Reply
helloandie says:

>_< i’m telling my daughter that this is what happens to you when you wet the bed.

okay, not really.. showing a child that picture is surely abuse.
February 21st, 2008 at 9:19 pm - Reply
Vern says:

Gosh HelloAndie-
I wish you would have told me not to do that sooner!
(Snicker, Snort!)
February 21st, 2008 at 9:23 pm - Reply
Faylinn says:

I suddenly lost my appetite. She is just freaky looking!
February 21st, 2008 at 11:10 pm - Reply
Jadine says:

She looks like her face is ALWAYS in pain… even when she isn’t having surgery.
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:13 am - Reply
Mizz Mezza says:

I know this is prob a v stupid question, but do you think if Jocelyn had psych treatment and woke up one morning wanting to look ‘normal’, that ANYTHING could be done?

Could that hiddeous heavy jaw be lightened up, or those horrible rubbery lips be toned down? Could anything be attempted with her disasterous forehead and eyes? Or is it all just too tight and far gone now?

What’s really weird about this picture for me is her poor little nose. It’s the most normal part of her face and it sure does look lonely.
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:52 am - Reply