Who Wore It Best: Nicole Kidman Edition

Feb 21, 2008 | Tags: ,

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LEFT: Nicole Kidman at The Golden Compass press conference in Tokyo

RIGHT: My niece Rylie getting ready for the Jackson Heights Children’s Halloween Parade

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  1. Vern says:

    Rylie-it’s all in the sleeves!

  2. Libbit says:

    At least it fit her nicely, even if it looks crazy.

    I was more surprised that she was actually able to pull off a smile. If you squint really hard, her face looks kind of cute.

  3. Jane says:

    Rylie. The sense of proportion is much better, as is completing the look with the hat.
    However, Nicole could have pulled her whole look together
    with the addition of a big black crow sitting upon
    her shoulder.

  4. MMB says:

    Well, Jane, it seems as though she would have to move that ferret on her shoulder first. LOL

  5. Jenn says:

    Rylie wins - that dress of Ms K’s is a fussy mess.

  6. Bee Hind says:

    It looks like she snagged that outfit from the wardrobe room of “Bewitched”,
    after Aunt Esmeralda rejected it.

  7. dv8trix says:

    Definitely Rylie — and without the help of Botox/blood of virgins either!

  8. Jackson Blue says:

    Rylie easily. She captured the whole ‘child witch posing for iParty’s Halloween costume flyer thing’ very well.

    Nicole Kidman on the other hand just looks like an antique lamp shade.

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  9. mellen says:

    LOL.
    Good pull on the witches costume. Heh.

    That is exactly what that dumb gown looks like!

  10. CPTWilly says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Now THATs entertainment. Rylie wins hands-down, er, hands out since Nicole Kidme has her hands down. Anyway, Rylie wins.

  11. long legs says:

    well since I’m into goth can I must say they both look good.

  12. Vern says:

    Yikes Jemina! Good call! How did we miss the “arm” before?

    so, now, it will be easier to steal her candy!
    and…
    she can kick the X Mrs. Mc Cartney’s ass and no one can say it’s unfair!

  13. Bee Hind says:

    I think it got erased when it was Photoshopped from the costume catalog to the suburban street scene! Just how many nieces do you think Candy really has?

  14. Mizz Mezza says:

    Your niece wins, no probs at all.
    Here in Oz we think of Miss Kidman as ‘Our Nic’ so i don’t wanna knock her, but that really is the most shitteous dress. Kylie wore an equally atrocious ’80s bowed business recently so maybe their stylists got together at a Crack Whore Party and came up with the two outfits.

  15. jimena says:

    where’s your niece’s arm!!! eww

  16. CPTWilly says:

    Poor Rylie,

    Maybe Paris Hilton could lend her a big o’le hand.

  17. Vern says:

    since no one else will say it I will.
    CptWilly-
    that was the funniest line ever!

  18. It's British Bitch says:

    I’ll second that. CptWilly = brilliant.

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