I recently had the opportunity to sit down with Kate Hudson’s Ass at the Delano Hotel in Miami, where we chatted about defying gravity, working with Matthew McConaughey’s deodorant-free armpits and Japan emerging from its decade-long economic slump.
CANDY: Hello there. What’s up?
KATE HUDSON’S ASS: Me, apparently.
C: So I see! Where have you been hiding?
KHA: (ROLLS EYES) Under a bunch of oversized muumuus.
C: If you were mine, I would walk around in a thong all the time — and nothing else.
KHA: (LAUGHS) That’s exactly what Ryan Seacrest said to me.
C: How funny. Do you enjoy his show American Idol?
KHA: (SMILES) No, give me the Discovery Channel or a good Dostoevsky novel any day.
C: I heard you’re also quite an expert on the Japanese economy.
KHA: (SHRUGS MODESTLY) World economics is just something I dabble in. Although I really do think Japan’s transition to a more neutral monetary stance could be supported by greater clarity regarding the Bank of Japan’s medium-term inflationary goals. Which, in turn, would then facilitate a smooth adjustment of private sector interest rate expectations.
C: Yeah, I was just saying that the other day! Um, anyway… do you get along with Kate’s frequent co-star and friend Matthew McConaughey?
KHA: I read Dostoevsky. He thinks a Coke can pipe is modern art. What do you think?
C: Well, a Coke can does make — er, never mind. One last question: Team Heidi or Team Conrad?
KHA: It’s all Greek to me. (LAUGHS)
C: My girl crush on you just grew exponentially. Thanks for taking the time to talk to me.
KHA: My pleasure.
crime and punishment is the best! tell kate hudson’s ass to give me a call.
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:08 pmVery cheeky of you Candy
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:28 pmthere seems to be a plethora of asses on your site today…kate hudson’s, the crazy ass implants woman, and of course, paris hilton.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:11 pmThere was a time when I viewed wedgies as a bad thing. Ladies, is this as uncomfortable as it looks, or is there an element of comfort in the ass-floss look? As a guy, I can totally appreciate the look when appropriate…
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:54 pmWhat seems slightly strange is this ass floss look is a mommy occassion, and she lip kisses her baby
….which would be fine if she weren’t wearing ass floss.
…whatever.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:38 pmI find her insanely annoying. I wish to god she would fucking cut her son’s hair. Her movies are stupid. And now I am going to be evil and bitchy, did you fucking see her before her nose job and bleach job?
Butt ugly.
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:01 pmWTF is the pouty yoga pose about?
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:13 pmWho stands like that?!
For me, it is Dostoevsky’s “The Brother’s Kazamarov, ‘The Idiot’ and THEN ‘Crime and Punishment’.
She has a beautiful ass, seriously.
I bet she knew she was being photographed, and with all of the pregnancy rumors flying about, she decided to take advantage of the photo situation. Whatever.
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:14 pmShe looks hot! Are you kidding me? The boy could use a hot oil and a trim, though.
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:02 pmHope she never “enhances” her ass–it’s fine just the way it is, Kate!
March 4th, 2008 at 3:23 amShe truly has her father’s cheeks and her mother’s smile.
March 5th, 2008 at 6:31 pm