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Iron City beer, Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles, stripper cooch and Propecia
[Fun fact: Bret and I are from the same hometown of Mechanicsburg, PA, and he used to babysit my friend, Mary. So don't be surprised if my breath smells like cheap beer and Ruffles, too. However, I've been laying off the stripper cooch and Propecia lately.]
First! LOL (after I just threw up a little in my mouth).
March 5th, 2008 at 3:45 amLet’s hope no baby bumps come out of this Rock of love thing he has going. He is just so fug! But then I’m just one of those jealus fatty haterz
Jenn, you beat me to it!
Bret was a babysitter? Would he try on Mary’s mom’s mascara while she was away? There’s probably a good story or two to be had from her.
Anyhow, with Bret — is he going for the I’m-an-individual-hear-me-roar look, or does he think the 80’s rocker schtick is still relevant?
March 5th, 2008 at 5:23 amFunyuns and Newport Lights.
March 5th, 2008 at 6:20 amBee, you beat me to the Funyun!!!
March 5th, 2008 at 6:27 amHe looks like the type to lick off the flavor and put the funyun back in the bag.
Also, I’ll bet money his fingers are nacho-cheese stained..
Don’t knock the IronCity. If you have ever had an IC Light you would never drink chick light again. I would say his breath smells more like Pabst.
March 5th, 2008 at 7:46 amYeeesh. He looks like he just drank a gallon of putang. Ain’t nuthin’ wrong with a boy being a babysitter–unless it’s this boy, of ocurse.
March 5th, 2008 at 8:02 amCheetos and Red Bull.
March 5th, 2008 at 8:33 amWhat? Well, his ugly ass does resemble Shitney Spears in some odd way.
iron shitty beer. ew.
March 5th, 2008 at 10:55 amEw. Also smells like the remains of what’s on the floor in bars that have sawdust and/or peanut shells as part of the decor.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:28 pmThis time I am not sure if which is funnier, the post or Jenn’s comment.
March 5th, 2008 at 8:38 pmI don’t care what anyone says. Bret was my love when I was 9 and I’m about to be 30. I can’t say anything bad about him. What I will say is that its difficult for me to watch Rock of Love (difficult, but certainly not impossible) because hearing him say anything but “Thanks for coming, we’ll see you all next year” is really a turn-off. The lack of sense of humor has just burst my bubble. I’m just going to picture my Bret on stage with his tight pants, bandanas or cowboy hats and eyeliner. That is what I want to remember him by…
March 6th, 2008 at 6:35 pmwhen i first saw the pic, i thought it was a photoshopped pic of Fergie. :s
March 9th, 2008 at 10:03 am