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Kelly Rowland has finally fessed up to getting breast implants, telling People that:
“I simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup. I didn’t want double Ds and be a little bitty size 2. That would look nuts.” One reason she did it was to fit into designer outfits: “This one really hot House of Dereon top — I just wanted to fill that out! I put it on and I looked SO good! I’m so happy. I feel complete.”
Which part of this story is most unbelievable:
1) She is only a B-cup;
2) That bigger breasts help you fit into designer clothes;
3) That House of Dereon is considered designer clothes;
4) It’s all unbelievable except for the “feeling complete” part, because flat-chested women are, in fact, a fraction of a human being.
this is a toughie. i’ll have to go with #1. if that’s a b then dolly parton is only a c-cup.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:56 pmIf she was wanting to wear House of Dereon, you’d think it would just be cheaper for her to ask Beyonce to give her something custom fitting.
March 6th, 2008 at 2:12 pmthat reminds me, I need to get me a nose job so my designer Hilary Duff sunglasses will fit right
March 6th, 2008 at 3:08 pm#1 is slightly believable…everything else is straight up laughable. So #1 it is.
March 6th, 2008 at 3:51 pmErick, if she borrows from Beyonce, she will need to get the cheek implants featured last week. She should get the same size as the breast implants shown above.
March 6th, 2008 at 4:17 pmShe had me until “I feel complete”. What a fucktard.
March 6th, 2008 at 6:54 pmBlue Hawaii, have you ever bought a bra before? Those are definitely at least C’s. No B, no way. And ‘cuz there all full and thick, CC’s.
Candy, you are a brilliant and witty writer. thank you.
Dr. L.
March 6th, 2008 at 7:06 pmI have never worn a bra, but I have taken a few off . . .
According to my wife’s Herbal Essence shampoo, 60% of women wear the wrong sized bra. Maybe she is wearing a B and does not know she is a C, see?
March 6th, 2008 at 7:18 pmI’m going with 1, 2 AND 3 — what a maroon!
March 6th, 2008 at 9:13 pmCptWilly,
March 7th, 2008 at 4:40 amYour wife’s shampoo sounds very intelligent!
Bee Hind,
March 7th, 2008 at 8:15 amAll my shampoo says is, “lather, rinse, repeat” and, “do not swallow”.
I’ll go with her ass being a “little bitty size 2″
March 7th, 2008 at 10:35 amWhat a moron ! Those boobs look ridiculous. And she looks really fat. Is it because of the boobs that she doesn’t look like her “usually bitty size 2″
March 8th, 2008 at 6:01 pmIs there such a thing as flat chested women? I thought they were just men with little dicks.
March 10th, 2008 at 7:09 am