American Idol judge and professional sourpuss Simon Cowell claims he turned down a $2 million offer to be the spokesman for Viagra, calling it a “f—ing insult” in the British edition of Glamour magazine. He sniffed:
“Last year my agent rang me and said, ‘You’ve been offered an incredibly big deal. It’s to be the face of Viagra. I just said, ‘Sorry, but that has to be a f—ing insult.’”
However, according to Circus Hour sources, Simon had a change of heart when he thought about the “perks” of the position. Only we have an exclusive look at the new ad campaign:
“a big softie”- i laughed so hard at this. great work guys!
March 5th, 2008 at 10:47 amIn addition to his looks and personality, his moobs are a mood killer. I bet he is 4 inches at full staff. I love placement of the limp flower, farking funny.
March 5th, 2008 at 10:49 amMoobies!!!!
March 5th, 2008 at 10:50 amSide effect: “moobie growth”
Well, then, obviously he takes them. Last season he couldn’t keep his hands off of them.
(still my favorite moment on AI)
March 5th, 2008 at 11:19 amthe wilted flower made me schnoof out my nose!
Colwell.. what a dick (not so much! ..hah!!)
March 5th, 2008 at 11:21 am“big softie”
March 5th, 2008 at 11:51 amHILARIOUS!
He needs to put a shirt on - or a bra.
March 5th, 2008 at 11:59 amI’m not sure which.
hahaha so clever, so funny. I remember seeing that clip on the Soup, he looked like he was drunkenly groping himself before passing out at the kitchen table.
March 5th, 2008 at 12:05 pmViagra and a cross your heart bra.
March 5th, 2008 at 12:39 pmHow did this motherfucker become so famous? What I can’t get over is the way his torso/upper body is so much bigger than his lower body.
When I was in Europe, I saw so many men with this shape. It makes them look so weird. They looked like a big V on a stick. That being said, perhaps that was the reason Viagra approached him.
March 5th, 2008 at 12:50 pmDemon Kitty: My sister and I always wondered about that so during a heated debate over drinks, we came to the conclusion that it’s because they drink a lot of beer, but they walk everywhere so their legs are thinner.
As to him being famous… I dun get it.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:25 pmMoobies! Squishie! Moobies!
March 5th, 2008 at 1:46 pmI would totally do Simon. I think I have issues, because today I have expressed love for both the Piv and for Cowell.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:19 pmI believe, with our ever aging male population living longer and indulging in wonders of plastic surgery, viagra should seriously consider this crowd below.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:59 pmhttp://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/ny-plasticsurger-pg,0,437370.photogallery
Here’s the next True Hollywood Story: “I’m A Big Softie — the Sex Life and Times of Simon Cowell.”
March 5th, 2008 at 3:25 pmLove the pic!
March 5th, 2008 at 7:01 pmI think he is holding out for once daily Cialis. Like me, he sees those commercials and longs to sit in a bathtub waaaaay out in the middle on nowhere.
March 5th, 2008 at 8:34 pmthat flower just kills me. LOL. —oh wait, we’re not supposed to type that anymore (earlier post)
March 6th, 2008 at 8:20 amAunt J wants to honk those moobies.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:28 amYou left out the most important side effect: very severe repression of homosexuality.
March 6th, 2008 at 3:04 pmSimon is a total TIT!
March 9th, 2008 at 2:56 pm