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	<title>Comments on: Simon Cowell Pitches for Viagra</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Major-Bastard</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/03/06/simon-cowell-pitches-for-viagra/#comment-9341</link>
		<dc:creator>Major-Bastard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Simon is a total TIT!</description>
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		<title>By: Piper</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/03/06/simon-cowell-pitches-for-viagra/#comment-9340</link>
		<dc:creator>Piper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You left out the most important side effect: very severe repression of homosexuality.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You left out the most important side effect: very severe repression of homosexuality.</p>
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		<title>By: Aunt J</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/03/06/simon-cowell-pitches-for-viagra/#comment-9339</link>
		<dc:creator>Aunt J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aunt J wants to honk those moobies.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aunt J wants to honk those moobies.</p>
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		<title>By: Nathaniel R</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/03/06/simon-cowell-pitches-for-viagra/#comment-9338</link>
		<dc:creator>Nathaniel R</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that flower just kills me. LOL. ---oh wait, we're not supposed to type that anymore (earlier post) ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that flower just kills me. LOL. &#8212;oh wait, we&#8217;re not supposed to type that anymore (earlier post) <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: CPTWilly</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/03/06/simon-cowell-pitches-for-viagra/#comment-9337</link>
		<dc:creator>CPTWilly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think he is holding out for once daily Cialis.  Like me, he sees those commercials and longs to sit in a bathtub waaaaay out in the middle on nowhere.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think he is holding out for once daily Cialis.  Like me, he sees those commercials and longs to sit in a bathtub waaaaay out in the middle on nowhere.</p>
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		<title>By: Happy Go Lucky</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/03/06/simon-cowell-pitches-for-viagra/#comment-9336</link>
		<dc:creator>Happy Go Lucky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love the pic!</description>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/03/06/simon-cowell-pitches-for-viagra/#comment-9335</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here's the next True Hollywood Story: "I'm A Big Softie -- the Sex Life and Times of Simon Cowell."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the next True Hollywood Story: &#8220;I&#8217;m A Big Softie &#8212; the Sex Life and Times of Simon Cowell.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: deanna</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/03/06/simon-cowell-pitches-for-viagra/#comment-9334</link>
		<dc:creator>deanna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I believe, with our ever aging male population living longer and indulging in wonders of plastic surgery, viagra should seriously consider this crowd below.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/ny-plasticsurger-pg,0,437370.photogallery</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I believe, with our ever aging male population living longer and indulging in wonders of plastic surgery, viagra should seriously consider this crowd below.<br />
<a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/ny-plasticsurger-pg,0,437370.photogallery" rel="nofollow">http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/ny-plasticsurger-pg,0,437370.photogallery</a></p>
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		<title>By: motorcity</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/03/06/simon-cowell-pitches-for-viagra/#comment-9333</link>
		<dc:creator>motorcity</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would totally do Simon. I think I have issues, because today I have expressed love for both the Piv and for Cowell.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would totally do Simon. I think I have issues, because today I have expressed love for both the Piv and for Cowell.</p>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/03/06/simon-cowell-pitches-for-viagra/#comment-9332</link>
		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Moobies!  Squishie!  Moobies!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Moobies!  Squishie!  Moobies!</p>
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