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LEFT: Vanessa Williams at an Alzheimer’s Association charity event in Beverly Hills
RIGHT: The table where I sat — and had just enough Sauvignon Blanc to get me to do the “Macarena” — at my cousin Julie’s wedding in Cincinnati, OH
The table wears it better, so the table.
March 7th, 2008 at 4:46 amWhat was your cousing theme, butt ugly?
March 7th, 2008 at 5:18 amHer outfit could have used an umbrella.
March 7th, 2008 at 6:25 amVanessa needs flowers in her hair and a parasol to compete with the table. Otherwise she should cut that stupid tie off her dress– it looks like a mid-90’s ode to sunday school fashion.
March 7th, 2008 at 7:32 amApparently Vanessa forgot that the dress was so successfully worn by the table. No problem, all the attendees to the alzheimer’s benefit have already forgotten her faux pas as well.
March 7th, 2008 at 8:11 amCandy gettin’ crazy in Cincinnati…hilarious!
March 7th, 2008 at 8:28 amThe table had no choice so Aunt J to go with the innocent table.
March 7th, 2008 at 9:19 amI’d pay to see Candy doing drunken Macarena!
March 7th, 2008 at 10:15 amBunky,you are a bigger disgrace to our family than Freidrich.
Your wretched social climbing fills me with disgust and contempt.
Tou are no longer my brother.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:32 pmBunky,you are a bigger disgrace to our family than Freidrich.
Your wretched social climbing fills me with disgust and contempt.
You are no longer my brother.
My apologies for the typo.Too many Banana Daquiris.
It’s the despair that causes it.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:35 pmOh, sorry Candy. Gotta say, Vanessa’s got the shiz. (Although, mostly, she does NOT.)
March 7th, 2008 at 4:12 pmThe best place for a big ass bow to be - is under your tits.
I saw this fucking former hustler model on “Shear Genius”. She was a bitch.
By the way, last night I dreamed I had sex with Catherine Zeta Jones in an Italian Villa. I thought everyone would be happier knowing this.
March 7th, 2008 at 8:53 pmYou know, I woke up this morning wondering how bad the day would be. Halfway through the day, I see Demon Kitty’s post and, SHAZAM, my day is brighter. Thanks DK!
March 8th, 2008 at 11:23 amThanks CPTWilly! My life is hell right now because of a grueling test I am taking, constant cat fights in my apartment, the ghetto rednecks next door, the old people who play extreme football and video games above me, the Mexicans who are hell bent on burning down the apartment building I live in, not to mention my shrink/neurologist who doesn’t seem to give a shit about mental health and trying to figure out what to do about the stray kitty living on my porch.
On a lighter note - remember when Vanessa got her Ms. America crown taken away for doing some lezzie shit in Hustler Rag? I fucking do!!!!
March 8th, 2008 at 8:25 pm