Rachael Ray may soon have more time to hawk her Gusto Grip 3-Piece Knife Set: Her syndicated daytime show, Rachael Ray, is likely getting axed at the end of her contract.
Don’t cry, people! Here, cheer yourself up with some delicious buffalo chicken chili macaroni!
A source told Page Six, “They are seriously talking about taking her off the air.”
Apparently, Rach’s ratings stink, her set is expensive and the average age of her viewers is (*GASP*!) 55 — and, as we all know, advertisers no longer want our money once we’re old enough to rent a car. In 2007, Rach’s show averaged a 2.2 Nielsen rating and has already dipped to 2.0 this year. An insider said, “Anything below a 2.0 is asking for trouble.”
Woo-hoo! I think that’s fab –. Huh? What did you just say…? I missed that:
If Ray is axed, a possible replacement is already in the works: King World is producing a chat show for Marie Osmond, which would be ready by 2010.
Oh. That’s… great. Pass me the buffalo chicken chili macaroni, would ya?
Great news! There is a God!
March 13th, 2008 at 12:57 pmNow, shut the hell up!
She may loose her show, but at least she’ll still have her dignity!
March 13th, 2008 at 1:02 pmno wonder. that pen in her hand tastes better than her recipes.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:13 pmFrom the ridiculous with a a big mouth, to the more ridiculous with even bigger teeth. Aiiiiyyyy.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:14 pmPlease. Make her go away already!!! She is such a loud-mouthed blow hard! Cooks grotesquely fat/calorie filled meals and calls them healthful!! Fine, if you want to do that, Bimbo, but don’t lie about it to the idiots that worship you!!! What a fraud!
March 13th, 2008 at 4:04 pmAnd for anyone who wants to get snarky on a regular basis, I give you,
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Enjoy!
Dr. L.
March 13th, 2008 at 4:10 pmWhy would it take 2 years to “develop” a chat show. I mean you need a sofa, a camera, and what else?
March 13th, 2008 at 7:21 pmIrrefutable proof that there is a God. I have never watched any of her shows much less perused her magazines and books. Just seeing her mug pasted everywhere on the snack aisle is enough.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:46 pmYay! Chippy McMunk’s reign of pain has finally come to an end and we can all return to our families. We can eat nutritious meals that take more than two minutes to make! We can bond with our friends in the kitchen instead of feeling guilty about spending too much time in there. Dancing on the countertops for all!
March 13th, 2008 at 10:00 pmBunky think Rachael is bananas.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:16 amI think she uses Buffalo wing sauce as fake tanner
March 14th, 2008 at 5:26 amher mouth really is open wide, and it’s friday. i have no idea what my mind is up to now. i wonder if she could beat the hot dog guy–dude who wolfs down all the hot dogs–all in one gulp.
March 14th, 2008 at 11:04 amactually it would be cool to see all the celebs pigging out on fast foods, for charity of course. i wonder who would win the eating contest.
March 14th, 2008 at 11:08 amDon’t you wish that guy from Target could have been there to throw is wad at her?
March 14th, 2008 at 6:06 pmOh, I forgot to say that Rachael Ray will be in the cart right after Diddy’s ass goes up to the scaffold when the revolution comes.
March 14th, 2008 at 6:08 pmHey Losers- she is renewed until 2010- perhaps by then all the suxters will finally get off their couches and get jobs and leave Rachael Alone !
March 14th, 2008 at 11:18 pmHaha, Demon Kitty, i was just wondering when her merch is gonna extend to sex dolls, with that gaping mouth of hers. What is it with that ‘zany’ thing? Brit used to do it. It don’t work for no-one.
March 15th, 2008 at 5:54 amOh Thank God !!! Those 15 minutes are just about up !!
March 16th, 2008 at 10:19 am