What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Carson Daly

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Lean Cuisine Bow Tie Pasta & Chicken, Amstel Light, and the seven-year-old rotting remains of Tara Reid’s “love”

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  1. BV says:

    AND blue sharpie…don’t forget the blue sharpie.

  2. jenner says:

    I saw a full length pic of him yesterday (maybe here? I lose track…LOL) - SCARY skinny. I hate to use these cutesy terms, but yeah, manorexic :(
    Blech.

    OR………..it could be Reid parasites……you never know….

  3. Demon kitty says:

    tooth paste, so much toothpaste - to hide the scent of jizzum.

  4. Bee Hind says:

    Bonne Bell Cotton Candy Lip Smacker.

  5. martini lover says:

  6. CPTWilly says:

    Vagasil and Summers Eve.

  7. CPTWilly says:

  8. jlt says:

    …Ryan Seacrest…

  9. mojo jojo says:

    I just want to know what he’s #6 at.

  10. Vern says:

    Mojo Jojo:
    He’s number six on Lindsay’s Friday night shift!

  11. Demon Kitty says:

    CPT Willy, you have made my fucking day.

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