What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Pauly Shore

Mar 20, 2008 | Tags:

paulyshore-breathsmellslike.jpg

Mai tais, Fruit Craze Chapstick and lots of undeserved ’90s poontang

Related Posts:

Comments Leave a Reply      

No Responses to “What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Pauly Shore”

Comments RSS

  1. I think Pauly looks kind of doable in this photo. I’m worried.

  2. Elspeth says:

    Don’t forget the cheez wizz!

  3. lynnster says:

    “Looooookit meee! I’m an adult! Crazy, huh? I wear SUITS now, buhhhhdddddeeeeeeee!”

  4. Jenn F. says:

    I bet most of us wish these site advertisers would go to getarealfuckingjob.com and stay there.

  5. dv8trix says:

    What Jenn F. said!

  6. Demon kitty says:

    Rancid, old, cigarette and bong smoke.

  7. CPTWilly says:

    Demon Kitty hit the nail on the head. If Pauly Shores breath does not smell like pot, then the smell of pot has changed.

  8. Demon kitty says:

    LOL. CPT! You know the old, rancid smell of old ass bong smoke, nasty ass old fonk of bong smoke? His breath. Ugh! Blech! Barf! Now that we are on scents, please forgive me for doing this - his “man” scent must be so vile.

    I cannot imagine that anyone who looks like him would have a nice “natural” smell. I have made myself sick. Such a thing that would go through my lesbian head.

  9. CPTWilly says:

    Kitty, Your too funny.

  10. Mrs. Lobster says:

    I would have guessed pot and cherry slurpee. I was sorta close.

  11. Bee Hind says:

    Thank you jenn F!
    Get up on it like a big dog Wiselady.

    I think his breath smells like appletinis and Hot Pockets.

  12. CPTWilly says:

    Definitely Hot Pockets, but probably ham & cheese rather than a pizza variant.
    Pot + Hot Pockets = Pot Pockets

  13. Jenn F. says:

    Pot Pockets. Ha! Me likey.

  14. Jeff says:

    And not necessarily in that order.

Leave a Reply

Comment a lot? Register here. Already registered? Login here.

Want your own gravatar? Get one here.



Candy on Twitter Note to eTrade: Your talking baby is creepy as hell. 17 hrs ago





Candy Kirby
Brain Candy: Thursday Edition
Invasion of the Hollywood Babies: Anne Heche Edition
Another Sesame Street Pal Bites the Dust for Madonna
Deep Thoughts by Debra Messing
Top 10 Non-Human Scene Stealers in Television History
Word of the Day: High-Waistitis
Candy’s Helpful Holiday Shopping Guide
THESE Are the Coolest Kids in America?
Save NeNe!
Candy’s Bi-Annual Sports Edition: Suspensions Galore!
Candy Kirby - Fashion Police
Kourtney Kardashian: In Dire Need of Pants Education
Jessica Alba Jingles All the Way
Kim Kardashian is Extra-Layered
Scarlett Johansson Makes an Introduction
Who Wore It Best?
Geri Halliwell Butts into Children’s Award Show
Eva Green is Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas
Sadie Frost and Her Shadow
Jade Parfitt Gives a Nod to Her Roots
Sarah McLachlan: Not-So-Sweet Style Surrender
Candy goes to Washington
Great Moments in Journalism: Larry King
The White House Tree Will Be Not-So-Well-Hung
Deep Thoughts by Hillary Clinton
Snap Judgment: President Bush Pardons Turkey for Last Time
The Duh Report: Hillary Clinton to Become Secretary of State
Mugshot Goodness: Obamaniacs Gone Wild!
Move Over, Paris and Nicole — Barack and Hillary Are the Hottest Frenemies Now
‘Slaughterhouse Rock!’ with Sarah Palin
Ann Coulter is One Sexy Pin-Up Calendar Babe
Bill Clinton Must Come Clean… Well, As Clean As He Can Get
Holy Candy
It\'s Candy TV