Comments on: Pop Quiz: Us Weekly & Heidi Montag

By: myndi

myndi — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:33:11 +0000

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:26:45 +0000

I don’t know if Photoshop was involved in the pics as they are stills from the “One Night in Chyna” sex tape (seriously, it’s called that). I had never considered that steroids could be the cause *shudder*. Further investigation would involve purchasing and watching the tape and I don’t think my nerves could take that.

Note to self: in future do not post pictures of Chyna’s Clenis without a legal disclaimer that contents are very disturbing.

By: Demon kitty

Demon kitty — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:34:08 +0000

I looked at it British Bitch and was horrified? Like Jenn, is that shit real, was it photo shopped? Did Chyna take steroids to buff up and grow a dick? Gawd. Ew! Barf! Blech!

By: Jenn F.

Jenn F. — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:06:43 +0000

It’s British Bitch, is that for real?!? Could it have been Photoshopped? Please please pleeeease tell me it was Photoshopped. *shuddering uncontrollably*

By: Aunt J

Aunt J — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:07:27 +0000

Aunt J votes for #4.

By: dv8trix

dv8trix — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:26:27 +0000

Why, oh WHY did I click the link? *runs away, screaming*

By: that_girl

that_girl — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:56:52 +0000

HOT DAMN! Chyna’s clit really does look like a dick. I wonder if guys suck that thing like a real penis.

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:28:50 +0000

Vern: here is a link to a Chyna Doll aka Joanie Lauer profile that includes pics of her “clenis” which resembles those horrid Vienna sausages used to make “Pigs in their Blankets” as served at births, weddings and funerals in the Spears household. It looks like it is smashing the Gramps out of an average-size penis in one pic. I’m sure it could smash the Granny out of someone as well. Maybe bicurious celebs like Brit-Brit and L-Lo could do a “tasteful” photo shoot with Chyna to demonstrate this ability.

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/

I’ll understand if you NEVER reply to me again after seeing this LOL

By: jayleigh

jayleigh — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:14:19 +0000

well done Aine!! I don’t think it could have been put into better terms than that. Great Idea for a “Celebrity Dictionary”. Or in her case, the “Fame Whore Peroxide Lovin’ Dictionary”. I’m sure we could all find a few more people to fit into there, not just Speidi.

By: Bee Hind

Bee Hind — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:49:19 +0000

5) None of the above. It’s because they are at a loss ever since Britney has calmed her shit down and is no longer shaving her head/exposing her crotch/getting bad weaves.

And what Demon Kitty said.