Stars — They’re Just Like Us!

Mar 31, 2008 | Tags:

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Wow. It’s like we lead parallel lives.

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  1. Eize says:

    I do wish I can lose weight like Jenny from the Block. le sigh…

  2. Demon kitty says:

    To Eize: I think it involves vomiting. Maybe she’s on a Marc Anthony diet.

    Isn’t it amazing the way Laura Flynn Boyle has just jacked up her fucking face? She was so gorgeous on Twin Peaks back in the day! What the fuck?

    Then again, she rode and sucked Jack Nicholson’s cock so maybe that has something to do with it. Whatever the hell!!

  3. lola says:

    Jenifer is selfish and vain, she chose not to breastfeed her babies, so that she can start drastic dieting, and go out without any responsibilities or attachments. Why bother having children if you are not going to be a mother.

  4. Bee Hind says:

    I just watched Twins Peaks last night, LFB was adorable!
    What the hell did she do to her face?
    Why does her mouth have that downward turn?
    Egads.

    I predicted long ago that JLo would drop that baby weight in a nanosecond.
    We all would if we had access to a personal chef and trainer.
    She was probably on a treadmill an hour after squirting those kids out.

  5. kathleen says:

    lfb looks like she suffered a stroke. how horrible that she did that to her once beautiful face.

  6. midevil says:

    I hope there’s nothing seriously wrong with LFB. Did you all get a load of JLo’s nursery? I thought babies like yellows and greens and blues and pink? Is that just something we spring on them, they’re really into beige and cream and white?

  7. jenn says:

    Maybe JLo wore an empathy belly - she really was not preggers - just awaiting the adoption of her twins - no wait - adoption is even more fashionable than being pregnant

  8. deanna says:

    i suspect, in all honestly, LFB is using some sort of steriod to treat a medical condition as she has what we refer to as a “moon face”. while health issues related to adrenal and thyroid disorders can cause the type of facial puffiness to occur much like people who take immunosuppressive therapy, this is ultimately what individuals must contend with in order to get better or get the medical ailment under control. i had a student who was on prednisone for ulcerative colitiis and also had the same round puffy face like LFB. anywho, props to LFB for still getting out in public despite it all.

  9. Rebecca says:

    sniffles * Lara … unrecognizable :(((( I just hope she gets better :(

  10. rina says:

    Candy & 14 - are you guys sleeping? cmon post more stuff. I think you two average 1 post per day, which is pathetic for a gossip site

  11. martini lover says:

    circus hour isn’t a gossip site, it’s a satire and humor site. just ~one~ of their posts is worth 10 posts on another site.

    sadly, lfb looks like she has the swollen face of a bulimic. she used to be so gorgeous.

  12. ubee0173 says:

    i know how to lose weight like that!!! it involves dexedrine and vomiting! YAY!! it gets a little on the expensive side when you have to go to the crazy-girl hotel (read:hospital inpatient treatment)…
    damn- i shouldve just bought my own island- what am i talking about? its not like i actually pay my bills– those damn creditors are f’ed, man!

  13. kathleen says:

    deanna - i think lfb probably suffers from two ailments - one being years of anorexia that has caused her to be totally malnourished, and two being an addiction to plastic surgery. she’s the poster child for malnourished botox.

  14. Believe says:

    Jenn: There aren’t many adoptive couples (or singles) out there doing it as a fashion statement. We don’t truly know these celeb’s personal lives. Infertility is probably a greater issue for many of these couples than people think.

    After 10 years of infertility (3 miscarriages too) and considering adoption, my husband and I just finished our home study.

    With all of the heart ache involved in infertility, the invasiveness of the home study process(required in most states before anyone can legally adopt) and the seriously in-depth agency applications, I cringe at the lack of empathy and surplus of judgement when I hear people suggest it is the “in” thing to do.

    Nice to get all of that out. I feel better now. Thanks!

  15. deanna says:

    kathleen don’t make me get all gangsta gospel on you. now i said she has a moon face damn it. wtf? are you so full of hate and self loathing that you need to project your shortcomings on lfb? just teasing. i dunno know that malnourishment would cause that. i believe you’re thinking of Kwashiakor which is what is generally seen in malnourished children in Africa, India etc. so i stand by my assumbption and to hell with yours. just teasing. nothing but love.

  16. CPTWilly says:

    Johnny buys the island, but does he use it? Move to the island, Johnny, move to the island.

  17. kathleen says:

    oh deanna - it’s on like donkey kong!

  18. deanna says:

    hey kathleen,
    bring it.

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