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BILLY: Me and my girls. This is swell.
KATIE LEE: I’M his uptown girl now, people. So suck it, Christie!
ALEXA RAY: I cannot BELIEVE my step-mom just got carded at the open bar. Just keep smiling, Alexa. Just keep smiling…
KATIE LEE: Why can’t people get over it already? Seriously, if I have to hear one more word about that stupid woman… I don’t care if he DID write that song for her. I was barely even born then. I win!
BILLY: Boy, Katie feels a little tense. I should get myself, er… her… a drink.
ALEXA RAY: Uh-oh, Dad’s got his eye on a gin and tonic. I’d better distract him so he doesn’t get drunk and sing “Uptown Girl” again. I know how Katie hates that…
KATIE LEE: At least I cover my feelings well.
More from “The Comfort Table” by Katie Lee Joel book launch party in NYC:
Billy Joel is a friend of Donald Trump. I always thought Billy Joel was really creepy and kinda nasty. The man fucking wrote that ridiculous polka stomping hand clapping “we didn’t start the fire” shit. May he be damned for that. Ethel Merman could have done a finer job with that song. It sounded like something she would sing.
That being said, I just don’t get it how, how that woman any woman could suck his dick and ride is cock. The man is gross. He looks like my Uncle Mookie.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:53 amRachael Ray and Alexa look like they have been botoxed to hell and back.
That Katie chick looks like her smile is frozen on her face. Too bad she’s not old enough for Priscilla Presley surgery yet, she’d save a few calories holding it up like that.
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:30 am“The man fucking wrote that ridiculous polka stomping hand clapping ‘we didn’t start the fire’ shit.”
LOL
April 2nd, 2008 at 7:01 ambilly joel is awesome. he’s an incredible talent. what did you losers write besides your names on the back of welfare checks.
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:31 amOMG, Racheal freakin’ Ray went and got her Joker smile all botoxed! How long is it gonna stay that way?
And her husband always looks about 2 days behind in his personal hygiene habits.
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:06 amkatie and alexa are only 25 years old or so. i doubt they’ve been botoxed, but maybe i’m naive.
billy looks ridiculous with his child bride.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:17 amIt always amazes me how some people get so offended when someone else expresses a contrary opinion about something or someone that they like.
Come on, Anon, ease up… Yes Billy Joel is an incredible talent (I’m thinking of Glass Houses in particular) but Demon Kitty’s comment was pretty funny.
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:07 amAunt J would write something witty here but she’s too busy signing her welfare check. Yay for food stamps!
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:16 pmahahahaaa!!…i love how you roll, Aunt J.
April 2nd, 2008 at 5:14 pmDemon Kitty: Well, I’m not a spokesperson for the heterosex female community, but I’ll tell you something I learned about 25 years ago (when I was in my prime and could pretty much have whoever and whatever I wanted).
Most heterosexual females are drawn to men who own the tripod: sex, money, power.
That’s an extreme condensation of a lot of sociological and psychological studies. But it’s true, at least in my experience.
Some of us have always wanted to reject the stereotype, and try to live our lives outside the stereotype, but it exists, nonetheless.
Gay/lesbian folks in my orbit seem to be wired so differently that they look at all our weird heterosex behaviors and say: HUH? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?
Hey, I’m just sayin’.
April 2nd, 2008 at 5:39 pmTo Anon: Just because we don’t like Billy Joel doesn’t mean we are all on welfare. What the hell?
I agree with you Librarian Kathleen, sad ain’t it? Unfortunately, gays and lesbians are the same way. This hot lipstick lezzie from South Africa asked me what I did. When I told her (I was working in a library at the time sister!) she lost all interest!! I should have told the bitch a was a garbage woman.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:14 pmwell anon,
i couldn’t sign my damn welfare check cuz it was late, and on top of that, damn but that i aint knocked up again with baby 8. hol up, wit eight baby daddies, my section 8 looking to get pulled, and my foodstamp debit visa card magnetic strip being on the fritz, billy joel still sucks.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:31 pmyou asked what did i ever write besides my name on a welfare check? well that’s easy, my name on an unemployement check.
he looks like santa clause’s skeezy little metrosexual brother
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:37 amActually Katie Lee is 5 whole years older than Alexa Ray! That would put her in kindergarten at the time of Alexa’s birth. She’s Billy’s arm candy, for the time being anyway.
I hate “It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me”.
Are the easy listening radio stations contractually obligated to play “Piano Man” on the hour? If I never hear that song again it will be too soon.
You crack me up Aunt J!
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:37 amAlexa went though a couple years where she looked like Billy. Thank God she morphed outta that. She’s quite lovely now. Thats a fug gene pool to dip from.
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:31 amAnon: now I have my EBT card I don’t got to sign no more welfare checks. Glad to see Aunt J is keepin’ it old skool though!
Demon Kitty skewered that bloated sack o’shit Billy Joel with the following knock-down argument:
“The man fucking wrote that ridiculous polka stomping hand clapping ‘we didn’t start the fire’ shit. May he be damned for that.”
I think that’s the last word on the non-issue of Billy Joel and talent. I still have nightmares of him yodelling “Uptown Girl” on British show “Top of the Pops” when I was a small child.
I still see a lot of Billy’s unfortunate looks in poor Alexa. Maybe she and and Rumer Willis can start a support group for other similarly afflicted celebrity offsping, Bindi Irwin could run the Tween section of the group …
April 4th, 2008 at 1:02 am