Comments on: Circus Hour Blind Item http://candykirby.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:05:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Shelly http://candykirby.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9461 Shelly Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:35:21 +0000 http://circushour.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9461 MMMMM..... Fried oyster skins.... MMMMM….. Fried oyster skins….

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9460 It's British Bitch Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:07:54 +0000 http://circushour.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9460 Jenn F: Even BLOWhan's publicist referred to her as "diseased"! Although that was in relation to her alcoholism, I think it was a Freudian slip as alcoholism is plainly a medical condition whereas Herpes is a disease. Pass the Valtrex. Jenn F: Even BLOWhan’s publicist referred to her as “diseased”! Although that was in relation to her alcoholism, I think it was a Freudian slip as alcoholism is plainly a medical condition whereas Herpes is a disease. Pass the Valtrex.

]]> By: Jenn F. http://candykirby.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9459 Jenn F. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:33:11 +0000 http://circushour.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9459 I agree completely. Blohan is in my mind as disease-infested as Parasite Hilton, thus making her cringe-inducing rather than anything close to slightly appealing. I agree completely. Blohan is in my mind as disease-infested as Parasite Hilton, thus making her cringe-inducing rather than anything close to slightly appealing.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9458 It's British Bitch Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:25:39 +0000 http://circushour.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9458 Puppet: Ronson: nothing a good scrub down in a hot bath full of Lysol couldn't cure, she has a cute face and nice bod. BLOWhan: 1) wouldn't do it 2) Would require sand-blasting to get the layers of fake tan off 3) Possibly diseased. Puppet: Ronson: nothing a good scrub down in a hot bath full of Lysol couldn’t cure, she has a cute face and nice bod. BLOWhan: 1) wouldn’t do it 2) Would require sand-blasting to get the layers of fake tan off 3) Possibly diseased.

]]> By: Puppet http://candykirby.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9457 Puppet Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:47:43 +0000 http://circushour.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9457 Ewwwwww, IBB, Ronson looks stinky! Ewwwwww, IBB, Ronson looks stinky!

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9456 It's British Bitch Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:03:43 +0000 http://circushour.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9456 Anna: yay, a gaggle of Winky-Squarepants children would be adorable. Anna: yay, a gaggle of Winky-Squarepants children would be adorable.

]]> By: Anna http://candykirby.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9454 Anna Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:33:15 +0000 http://circushour.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9454 I agree, "It's British Bitch," Spongebob and Tinky-Winky would be an adorable couple. I just hope they're allowed to adopt... so they can raise a bunch of cute Winky-Squarepants children. I agree, “It’s British Bitch,” Spongebob and Tinky-Winky would be an adorable couple.

I just hope they’re allowed to adopt… so they can raise a bunch of cute Winky-Squarepants children.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9455 It's British Bitch Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:21:31 +0000 http://circushour.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9455 I'm taking this with a whole shaker of salt as it's April Fools' day. I think Misty Mangoes is a Lindsay BLOWhan alter ego - she loves Gray Goose; I'm assuming the naked man turned out to be Samantha Ronson*. I hope SpongeBob finds true love with Tinky-Winky and the Tabloid coverage with captions like "Cute Couple Alert!" are forwarded on to Jerry Fallwell at his new address in Hell. * Actually I'm just being bitchy there. I think Sam is real cute and I would definitely hit it. I’m taking this with a whole shaker of salt as it’s April Fools’ day. I think Misty Mangoes is a Lindsay BLOWhan alter ego - she loves Gray Goose; I’m assuming the naked man turned out to be Samantha Ronson*. I hope SpongeBob finds true love with Tinky-Winky and the Tabloid coverage with captions like “Cute Couple Alert!” are forwarded on to Jerry Fallwell at his new address in Hell.

* Actually I’m just being bitchy there. I think Sam is real cute and I would definitely hit it.

]]> By: laurita http://candykirby.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9453 laurita Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:54:08 +0000 http://circushour.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9453 Seriously, would anyone recognize w/o the blaaack baaar??? Is it Punky Brewster? Nah...um. I'm outta guesses already Seriously, would anyone recognize w/o the blaaack baaar???

Is it Punky Brewster? Nah…um. I’m outta guesses already

]]> By: javelin http://candykirby.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9452 javelin Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:54:38 +0000 http://circushour.com/2008/04/01/circus-hour-blind-items/#comment-9452 Misty Mangoes sounds like something out of a textbook called "Publicity Whoring in the Twenty-first Century". Her story is followed by a series of questions like, "If x = value of Misty's photo, and y = number of A list celebrities willing to be seen with her, how much can X increase without diminishing Y? Misty Mangoes sounds like something out of a textbook called “Publicity Whoring in the Twenty-first Century”. Her story is followed by a series of questions like, “If x = value of Misty’s photo, and y = number of A list celebrities willing to be seen with her, how much can X increase without diminishing Y?

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