Sure, presidents Reagan and Kennedy were honored with major airports. But only President George W. Bush can claim this unique tribute:
Introducing the George W. Bush Sewage Plant proposed by the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco. In response, President Bush is expected to release a statement that reads: “What a crappy thing to do.”
According to my sources*, other presidential memorials under consideration include:
The William J. Clinton House for Wayward Teenage Girls
AND…
The Richard Milhous Nixon Hospital Wing for Crooked Dicks
* “Sources” = Candy’s cats
Bush’s presidential library should be at Chuck E. Cheese’s.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:32 pmLove the name DWP.
The John McCain Home for the Elderly.
The John F. Kennedy Bordello
Candy is much better at this than I am.
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:32 pmClinton’s Dry Cleaning Store
Bush’s School for the Mentally Challenged
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:40 pmThanks DWM! The Bordello comment made me laugh. So did Aunt J’s. (Love your buttermilk pancakes by the way!).
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:10 pmPerfect.
April 4th, 2008 at 4:40 pm