Bonus feature: Use the Miracle Jesus Spoon™ to stir your water, and it will it turn into wine!
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i’m saving my money for the virgin mary bread.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:18 amWhat miracles have been ascribed to the Jesus spoon?
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 amI like how they say “It was very hard to photograph because the image almost appears in 3D.”
Every time they tried to take a picture, Jesus popped out of the spoon and scared the shit out of them.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:58 amI have a sneaking suspicion that Jesus has better things to do.
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:08 amHoly sh…roud!
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:09 amI made my hubby some rosehip tea on St Valentine’s and the tiny dregs left a heart-shaped shilouette on the bottom of the mug … I still have a photo of that
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/3425/teacz9.jpg
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:35 amThat’s an amazing miracle too, Rebecca!
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:05 pmIt’s much simpler - hubby never cleans his mug properly
Still, some things are just not for sale 
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:03 pmi can buy a perfectly good spoon for waaaay cheaper than that– i love those jesus-hawking bastards… isnt it sort of blasphemous or some shit to sell a jesusspoon on ebay?
“christ appeared to me today- i wonder how much i can get for that on ebay?” heheheheee
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:41 pmAunt J says “Holy flatware, Batman!!!”
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:14 pmDidn’t the image of Jesus also appear in a Cheeto recently? I think it was on D-Listed. What the hell are the people who “see” these things smoking and where can I buy some?
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:02 pmI didn’t know Jesus was spooning.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:08 pmThe image of Carol Channing appeared on my kid’s waffle this morning.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:44 amI should’ve put it up on ebay instead of smearing it with peanut butter.
Oh well.
Shame on you Bee Hind. You should have kept that as a priceless family heirloom, well at least until the mould really set in.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:54 pm$600+ for that?????
April 5th, 2008 at 1:57 pmI totally thought it says “Michael Jackson Spoon”!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 9:14 pm