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Turns out, publishing your friend’s obituary as an April Fool’s joke isn’t always funny. Now faking your death and jumping out of the coffin at the funeral — THAT’S funny! (Seriously, Grandma really had me going!) [Washington Post]
Don’t let your looks get the shaft: Foreskin for Your Skin cream. [Circus Hour]
Man divorces two wives in three minutes. Wow, and I thought I was productive today. [News.com.au]
I see dead people… in lingerie. No, I’m not talking about the skeletons on the runway, silly. [MSNBC]
NFL player arrested for DUI offers sex with his girlfriend in exchange for police leniency. In related news, Massachusetts State Police also setting up a DUI checkpoint outside Tom Brady’s brownstone. [Sports by Brooks]
Spanish police nab burglar playing dead at funeral home. Apparently, he gave it away when he greeted police with “Hola! … Oh, crap.” [FOX News]
Pregnant Man talks to Oprah. Says he has cravings for pickles, ESPN SportsCenter. [People]
Aunt J thinks that football player should be sidelined by his girlfriend!
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:37 pm