Florida-based sex education guru demonstrates how to protect the head
A recent survey revealed that some Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy.
However, as any educated person knows, that only works with shots of fabric softener and Sugar-Free Red Bull, respectively.
In addition, a significant number of Florida teens believe that smoking marijuana will prevent a person from getting pregnant. Once again, not — GASP! — true, although it will cause a person to eat like an expectant mother.
The survey results have prompted Florida lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state, where Jamie Lynn Spears reportedly earned her degree in Effective Birth Control.
Aunt J thinks most of Hollywood went to school in Florida.
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:39 pmI think that guy in the picture was my guidance counselor too.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:07 pmHe was also my prom date.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:42 pm