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In related news, diamond experts have updated the 4 Cs of Diamonds accordingly:
Carat
Cut
Clarity
Color
Plus the newest addition:
Crack
Because Thongs Aren’t Uncomfortable Enough
Apr 3, 2008 | Tags: Fashion
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Candy you are hysterical. I love the new addition - crack. I wore a thong twice. It was so motherfucking uncomfortable - that material climbing up the crack of your ass. The thong maxi pads - what a fucking joke!!!
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:14 pmI can’t wait to see the look on the jeweler’s face when I ask how my engagement ring would look in someone’s crack….
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm“The thong will be drycleaned before going on display.” LOL!
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:18 pmThey write “a brunette model”, but if my eyes don’t deceive me, that girl on the picture is a blonde, no?
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:48 pmit’s the white gold tassels that really make me want a pair.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:37 pmIf one were to wear such a thing, would one wear transparent slacks, or a transparent dress? After all, what’s the point of having it if everyone can’t SEE it and appreciate how valuable one’s C is? (Er, that would be the sixth C, wouldn’t it?)
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:39 pm“Diamond thong shown to the throng,” while seated on a man-throne.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:11 pmHow many diamonds were set at the back?
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:01 pmWhat a waste of money.
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:08 pmAl Reynolds called. He wants his bling-encrusted love-beads back - pronto.
April 4th, 2008 at 12:45 amThey are so comfortable, I bought ten pair today.
April 4th, 2008 at 5:16 amThey just had to include the part about drycleaning the stupid thing - gah
April 4th, 2008 at 8:34 ami bet my diamond thong that celebrity prayer list will have a word or two to share with these blashphemous thonginators… perhaps diamond crusted strap-ons are next?
April 4th, 2008 at 12:01 pmGuiseppe: yeah, word is Beyonce has one to use on her sweetie on their wedding night!
April 5th, 2008 at 11:54 pm