Beyonce and Jay-Z’s Wedding Epitomizes Elegance and Subtlety

Beyonce is about to become Beyonc-Z, according to “The Insider,” which claims the singer is currently getting hitched to longtime boyfriend and owner of more money than I’ll see in ten lifetimes, Jay-Z.

In fact, they even have an exclusive — that’s right, EXCLUSIVE! — picture of the bridal bouquet featuring elegant white roses and ostrich roadkill:

Given the tone this bouquet is setting, the wedding is expected to proceed as follows:

Beyonce will sing “Here Comes the Bootylicious Bride” as she walks down the aisle wearing a subtle dress:

And will be surrounded by her equally well-dressed bridesmaids:

Then, will cap off the romantic event with an understated wedding cake:

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4 Responses to “Beyonce and Jay-Z’s Wedding Epitomizes Elegance and Subtlety”

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1. Aunt J says:

   Aunt J thinks the wheels on the cake display are a nice touch.

   April 4th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

2. danceswithpoodles says:

   House of Dereon wedding.

   April 5th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

3. librarian kathleen says:

   All of this is probably closer to the truth than we can imagine.

   Big money, but trashy results.

   April 5th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

4. Ginger Vitis says:

   How did you get that picture of me in the lavender bridesmaid dress?!?!

   April 5th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

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