When you think of “good with children” and “fashionista,” who’s the first person that comes to mind?
Why, Britney Spears, of course!
This explains why Brit is reportedly in discussions to design a line of children’s clothing for Ed Hardy:
She wants to work on a clothing line with Christian [Audigier],” says an Ed Hardy representative, who adds, “it was a closed door meeting, but we will say that they are planning to do a children’s clothing line.”
Only we have a sneak peek at the collection:
OMG I love it!!! We all need our kids to look like craazy Brit! You know where this is going… PoorBritney damn it!
April 4th, 2008 at 11:28 amthis is hysterical, candy. i’m guessing a dirty weave will be part of the collection too?
April 4th, 2008 at 12:08 pmWhat about the hats in the accessories section? Those should not be excluded.
I love how the synthetic wig is $50?!
when it costs .99cents in real life.
April 4th, 2008 at 12:25 pmWill she be selling pre-stained shirts and torn to shred fishnet stockings?
April 4th, 2008 at 12:44 pmCount me in sister!
Brilliant. I’ll put my pre-order in for some stained perma-boots for my five year old niece. I looove that “back to school basics” - priceless!
April 4th, 2008 at 2:15 pmI love this. Good work Candy!
April 4th, 2008 at 4:55 pmAnd isn’t he an oil painting? Oy!
April 4th, 2008 at 5:04 pmThat is hilarious! “Priceless look on other parents’ faces” ~ aaaaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!
April 4th, 2008 at 5:43 pmlove the subtle “uniform shop” catagory!!!!!
April 4th, 2008 at 5:46 pmVern: Snigger! Also the swimwear: I assume the bikini collection is basically white knickers that are see-thru when wet and a neon pink bra.
April 4th, 2008 at 9:19 pmEva: Good call. Hats are an essential. The collection will include a ratty Panama, a filthy trucker cap (pre-owned by Uncle Jethro) and a couple of frightful plaid Fedoras. They may also market one with a weave attached to it.
April 4th, 2008 at 9:25 pmI am waiting for the cheetos’ bag and starbuck’s frappucino or whatever the hell it is called sewn on to the kids’ wear. These fucking celebrities and their fashion shit!!!!
April 4th, 2008 at 10:43 pmHey Brit Bit,
April 5th, 2008 at 5:08 amYa know, I have a swimsuit just like that! But my hair stands alone.
When my daughter tuned 5, someone gave her a Brittany doll. My kids partys included shitloads of gourmet food, booze and a face painting clown. So I was a bit liquored up after the party and hurled the doll into the street and watched it get repetedly run over by traffic. The next day, (remorse) My kid asked about the doll, and I told her Papa stole it.(my dad)I was hung over and working under pressure!! To this day she thinks her grandfather stole her Britt doll, HaHa! I didn’t want that cheap trollop in my home.
April 5th, 2008 at 9:59 amShelly - other than blaming your Dad that is a hilarious story! I guess you were too hung over to think it through and blame the face painting clown. It was absolutely right to protect your daughter from the dangerous influence of a Britney doll though.
April 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pmBrit Bit,
April 5th, 2008 at 7:20 pmI’m so pleased you enjoyed Shelly’s story, I did as well, but you must realize,
Clowns are evil-it was a brilliant tactical move for Shelly to blame her dad,
no one wants a clown mad at them, but even a kid can understand a tipsy Papa.
You’re right Vern, crossing a clown is even more dangerous than f-ing with the Scientologists. Best part of Shelly’s story is watching teen-slut-whore doll get “repeatedly run over by traffic”. That cracks me up. Thank you for the confirmation that your hair is your own rather than a wig or weave. I can sleep peacefully now. Snigger.
April 5th, 2008 at 11:52 pmI think I just received a backhanded compliment….er, thank you, Brit Bit.
April 6th, 2008 at 5:45 amVern: no backhandedness I assure you. I misspoke, it’s been a long week. Now let me tell you about my time in Bosnia and being bombed by the IRA…
April 6th, 2008 at 9:59 amSeriously: loves ya Vern. No offence meant.
April 6th, 2008 at 10:00 amBrit Bit, I’m always more offen-sive than offend-ed! I was just being silly.
April 6th, 2008 at 12:59 pmThe hair, well, it just happened one day. I’m not reeaally even sensitive about it any more.
I think you are so brilliant and funny you could say anything and it wouldn’t offend me.
Vern: Right back at ya! BushKlingon - phrase of the year so far.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:55 am