Comments on: Britney Spears Wants to Dress Your Kids

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:55:01 +0000

Vern: Right back at ya! BushKlingon - phrase of the year so far.

By: Vern

Vern — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:59:36 +0000

Brit Bit, I’m always more offen-sive than offend-ed! I was just being silly.
The hair, well, it just happened one day. I’m not reeaally even sensitive about it any more.
I think you are so brilliant and funny you could say anything and it wouldn’t offend me.

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 17:00:31 +0000

Seriously: loves ya Vern. No offence meant.

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:59:36 +0000

Vern: no backhandedness I assure you. I misspoke, it’s been a long week. Now let me tell you about my time in Bosnia and being bombed by the IRA…

By: Vern

Vern — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:45:30 +0000

I think I just received a backhanded compliment….er, thank you, Brit Bit.

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:52:25 +0000

You’re right Vern, crossing a clown is even more dangerous than f-ing with the Scientologists. Best part of Shelly’s story is watching teen-slut-whore doll get “repeatedly run over by traffic”. That cracks me up. Thank you for the confirmation that your hair is your own rather than a wig or weave. I can sleep peacefully now. Snigger.

By: Vern

Vern — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:20:07 +0000

Brit Bit,
I’m so pleased you enjoyed Shelly’s story, I did as well, but you must realize,
Clowns are evil-it was a brilliant tactical move for Shelly to blame her dad,
no one wants a clown mad at them, but even a kid can understand a tipsy Papa.

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:20:50 +0000

Shelly - other than blaming your Dad that is a hilarious story! I guess you were too hung over to think it through and blame the face painting clown. It was absolutely right to protect your daughter from the dangerous influence of a Britney doll though.

By: Shelly

Shelly — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:59:08 +0000

When my daughter tuned 5, someone gave her a Brittany doll. My kids partys included shitloads of gourmet food, booze and a face painting clown. So I was a bit liquored up after the party and hurled the doll into the street and watched it get repetedly run over by traffic. The next day, (remorse) My kid asked about the doll, and I told her Papa stole it.(my dad)I was hung over and working under pressure!! To this day she thinks her grandfather stole her Britt doll, HaHa! I didn’t want that cheap trollop in my home.

By: Vern

Vern — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:08:39 +0000

Hey Brit Bit,
Ya know, I have a swimsuit just like that! But my hair stands alone.