As if becoming a teenager isn’t hard enough…
“I HAD A BAR MITZVAH AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY VIDEO.”
Warning: Beware of floating heads
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CANDY IS ON A TWO-WEEK HIATUS AND WILL RETURN ON JULY 15.
HAPPY SUMMER!

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This makes my family look like the National Catholic Choir!!
April 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pmAunt J loves that they’re so earnest about it.
April 4th, 2008 at 7:07 pm