Men Most Likely To Remain Virgins for the Rest of Their Lives

Apr 5, 2008 | Tags: ,

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This cereal-obsessed dude who just legally changed his name to “Honey Monster”

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The man caught getting, um, intimate with the Henry Hoover vacuum cleaner

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This chick’s soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend

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Rachael Ray’s husband

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  1. Ginger Vitis says:

    Don’t forget Perez Hilton.

  2. Zip says:

    Or he could be a really nice guy who hasn’t gotten a real break in life? At least he isn’t beating her or bringing home STDs like AIDS adn Hep-C. Something to think about before calling him a loser!

  3. Aunt J says:

    Aunt J wouldn’t be surprised if Honey Monster also called his penis “Honey Monster Jr”.

  4. Hannah says:

    Is the man who got busy with the hoover still technically a virgin???

  5. danceswithpoodles says:

    The only way Rachael’s husband is getting any is if he’s getting some on the side.

  6. librarian kathleen says:

    Forgive me Zip, but:
    unless the 35 year old guy moved BACK with mom (after he had been away for years, with his own life and job and money) to take care of her and help support her, I’d say girlfriend needs to look elsewhere.

    Sorry, but that’s my experience.

    There are always exceptions, though. Some intelligent, creative and very well-employed guys I know moved into their mother’s basements or attics after nightmarish divorces which left them without custody of their kids, but with extreme legal obligations for financial support.

    Unfair, but true.

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