Who Wore It Best?

Apr 5, 2008 | Tags:

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LEFT: Paris Hilton leaving Finland’s Helsinki-Vantaa Airport

RIGHT: Gemini striking a pose for her JC Penney Portrait Studios glamour shots

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  1. Lucie_Sky_Diamonds says:

    I’m gonna have to go with Gemini on this one.

  2. Aine says:

    hmmm…Two dogs.
    i’m gonna have to go with Gemini. At least she can’t give me a super std.

  3. Jenn F. says:

    Gemini might be a bitch, but she doesn’t look like a dumb bitch.

  4. martini lover says:

    gemini has better hair AND she doesn’t have a wonk eye. gemini wins!

  5. librarian kathleen says:

    Gemini, by a landslide.

  6. Vern says:

    I’ve been so far out of the loop it’s almost like Paris had died, it’s been so pleasant not seeing or hearing about her.
    More to the point, is that an itty bitty tiara on that cute little Gemini’s head? She is one cute poopy.

  7. psychochick says:

  8. psychochick says:

    I have been doing SO WELL mentally. I realized it was because I was no longer forced to see that eyesore Herpes Hilton all the damn time! I was miserable before. I feel liberated. :D

  9. It's British Bitch says:

    Pop on over to Britney’s kids clothing store a few posts back y’all, there’s a matching leopard-print skirt teamed with stylish ripped fishnets on special offer there.

    P.S. Obviously Gemini wins.
    P.P.S. Special Alert to Gemini’s owners - keep a sharp eye out for alleged toy breed thief Nic Cage!

  10. Demon kitty says:

    I agree with you psycho chick. Gemini wins hands down.

    This weekend has been so fucked up.

  11. Shelly says:

    I agree DK, this weekend has been lackluster for me as well. I’m up to my AssNeck in homework, my kid is singing Hannah songs, whilest playing with her dollies, and my weiner dog wants to roam outdoors with the kitty’s.
    I sure could use a heapin helpin of Polage right about now…
    *ahem, cough…14..*

  12. g says:

    Gemini fo sho!!
    muahahhahaahha

  13. astridhaze says:

    Gemini and Paris appear kindred spirits! I hope they make a film together, or even a whole reality series…

  14. It's British Bitch says:

    Astridhaze: The problem is that Paris tires of her four-legged friends so quickly. Gemini does not deserve to be the latest dog to be dumped by Parasite when she gets bored of her and moves on to another puppy mill dog. :-(

  15. Demon kitty says:

    It is rumored that Paris’ dogs have died of dehydration and hunger in her closet. I want Paris to fucking die. Die and go straight to hell or go to the slammer on charges of cruelty to animals.

  16. Peta says:

    Gemini. She carries it off without the haughtiness factor.

  17. Moonlight Dancer says:

    Gemini not only wins this fashion contest, but I bet she wins an IQ test as well

  18. Eize says:

    Gemini. Cute and doesn’t have a wonky eye.

  19. Jen says:

    Gemini wins this contest hands down.

    I also agree with Moonlight Dancer, Gemini’s IQ defenitely beats out Paris’s.

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