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LEFT: Paris Hilton leaving Finland’s Helsinki-Vantaa Airport
RIGHT: Gemini striking a pose for her JC Penney Portrait Studios glamour shots
LEFT: Paris Hilton leaving Finland’s Helsinki-Vantaa Airport
RIGHT: Gemini striking a pose for her JC Penney Portrait Studios glamour shots
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I’m gonna have to go with Gemini on this one.
April 5th, 2008 at 11:55 amhmmm…Two dogs.
April 5th, 2008 at 12:25 pmi’m gonna have to go with Gemini. At least she can’t give me a super std.
Gemini might be a bitch, but she doesn’t look like a dumb bitch.
April 5th, 2008 at 2:23 pmgemini has better hair AND she doesn’t have a wonk eye. gemini wins!
April 5th, 2008 at 3:23 pmGemini, by a landslide.
April 5th, 2008 at 3:24 pmI’ve been so far out of the loop it’s almost like Paris had died, it’s been so pleasant not seeing or hearing about her.
April 5th, 2008 at 5:06 pmMore to the point, is that an itty bitty tiara on that cute little Gemini’s head? She is one cute poopy.
Haha
April 5th, 2008 at 9:30 pmI have been doing SO WELL mentally. I realized it was because I was no longer forced to see that eyesore Herpes Hilton all the damn time! I was miserable before. I feel liberated.
April 5th, 2008 at 9:31 pmPop on over to Britney’s kids clothing store a few posts back y’all, there’s a matching leopard-print skirt teamed with stylish ripped fishnets on special offer there.
P.S. Obviously Gemini wins.
April 6th, 2008 at 12:40 amP.P.S. Special Alert to Gemini’s owners - keep a sharp eye out for alleged toy breed thief Nic Cage!
I agree with you psycho chick. Gemini wins hands down.
This weekend has been so fucked up.
April 6th, 2008 at 2:38 amI agree DK, this weekend has been lackluster for me as well. I’m up to my AssNeck in homework, my kid is singing Hannah songs, whilest playing with her dollies, and my weiner dog wants to roam outdoors with the kitty’s.
April 6th, 2008 at 3:15 amI sure could use a heapin helpin of Polage right about now…
*ahem, cough…14..*
Gemini fo sho!!
April 6th, 2008 at 7:41 ammuahahhahaahha
Gemini and Paris appear kindred spirits! I hope they make a film together, or even a whole reality series…
April 6th, 2008 at 8:47 amAstridhaze: The problem is that Paris tires of her four-legged friends so quickly. Gemini does not deserve to be the latest dog to be dumped by Parasite when she gets bored of her and moves on to another puppy mill dog.
April 6th, 2008 at 10:26 amIt is rumored that Paris’ dogs have died of dehydration and hunger in her closet. I want Paris to fucking die. Die and go straight to hell or go to the slammer on charges of cruelty to animals.
April 6th, 2008 at 10:39 amGemini. She carries it off without the haughtiness factor.
April 6th, 2008 at 3:48 pmGemini not only wins this fashion contest, but I bet she wins an IQ test as well
April 6th, 2008 at 8:15 pmGemini. Cute and doesn’t have a wonky eye.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:28 amGemini wins this contest hands down.
I also agree with Moonlight Dancer, Gemini’s IQ defenitely beats out Paris’s.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:52 am