
Bridget Marquardt, Hef, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson at Hef’s 82nd birthday party in Vegas
HOLLY: This is it. This is the year Puffin’s gonna propose!
HEF: Uh-oh. Did I remember my teeth?
KENDRA: This counts as a kiss, right? Seriously, if I have to touch that old dude one more time…
HOLLY: Puffin and I are going to be together forever! Or at least till he kicks the bucket and I get his fortune. BWAA-HAA-HAA!
HEF: Who is this nice girl kissing me? Is that Anna Nicole?
BRIDGET: I’m just going to say it — I look pretty great.
KENDRA: Finish taking the freaking picture already! I have to find out if Memphis won…
HOLLY: Let’s try telepathy: You can’t wait to propose to Holly. You can’t wait to propose to Holly…
HEF: I can’t wait… to go home. Pretty sure there’s a new episode of Three’s Company on TV tonight. I love that wacky Jack Tripper! He should win an Emmy this year.
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I love the Girls Next Door. Bridget it my favorite!! She looks so fucking hot in that outfit! Sigh …
April 6th, 2008 at 10:38 amI love them too! I’d go for Kendra, though.
April 6th, 2008 at 12:59 pmAnd Candy, you are so funny! Those comments are dead-on. XD
Love the show. Especially Kendra’s laugh (kidding)
April 6th, 2008 at 1:05 pmI have yet to catch the show! I never seem to have the t.v. on at the right time. I read Izabella St. James’ book… quite a read. Your comments really were perfect, Candy.
April 6th, 2008 at 2:05 pmWhen is this walking corpse gonna die? Ewwww. His bitches are average looking to me. Can’t fathom why they’d put up with sharing him or touching him for that matter.
April 6th, 2008 at 8:19 pmHee, you thought exactly what I thought when I looked at this. Except my first thought was…is he the first ever 82 year old to celebrate his birthday in a damn Vegas club? I have to say, I kind of have a soft spot for Kendra, pointless as she seems sometimes.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:25 amWhat’s with the keys? They look like “latchkey kids.”
April 7th, 2008 at 10:33 ambridget is my favorite. she’s the only one with half a brain.
hef looks like he could use a nap.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:10 pm